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Honesty Weekend (2020)
MOVIE : Honesty Weekend (2020)
Sabina Gadecki, Susan Walters, Pete Ploszek
An ensemble relationship comedy about a young couple whose marriage is in crisis. Their therapist prescribes a weekend of total honesty – the same weekend they’re going to the country with close friends for a blowout good time.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10131028/

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- I love you.
- Oh, you know what?

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I'm feeling kinda wild.

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Let's stop here, let's stop.

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- Come on.
- Seriously?

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Start unzipping
your pants, I'm serious.

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- Oh my god.
- Wait,

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I never realized this
was somebody's driveway.

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- Where are we?
- Hurry up!

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What if somebody's here?

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They're gonna call the cops.

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Oh my god.

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That's all right, 'cause I'm
bad girl.

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Oh, you are bad, aren't
you?

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I'm just, we've never
done this before, have we?

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No, not in the van.

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I am gonna eat you like a
hoagie.

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- If you would just position...
- Honey, I gotta tell you something.

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- What? What?
- Honey I gotta say.

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What?

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Eat my hog you woman.

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- Okay.
- Come on, oh God.

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You knew this whole time?

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Honey, I think
we're gonna be late.

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No, no, we're fine.

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Well, if we didn't have
to go back to the car

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to get the camera and the
tripod,

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we would have been perfectly on
time.

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- Say hello Dr. Digman.
- Hello.

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Okay, we're doing it.

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Oh, that is John's grumpy
therapy face.

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I'm really sorry for her.

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- I apologize.
- We're doing this.

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Okay, let's do this, okay.

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Honey, honey, honey,

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could you maybe be a little less
weird

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about getting into it?

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I mean, the camera's kind
of making it awkward.

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Oh, I bet Delaney would do it,
right?

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We're gonna bring that up
again.

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Or maybe you want me to do
it like the women in your porn.

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Let me just unzip your pants

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and making my boobs pop out.

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Ada, I swear to God, if
this becomes 50 minutes

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of you beating me up about
porn again, 50 minutes of that,

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I'm gonna stop trying to do
this deeply uncomfortable thing

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that you insist on fucking video
taping.

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Well, you agreed to do it,
so don't make it my agenda.

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I...

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Okay, John, why are you here?

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Don't you dare say because I
made you.

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I'm asking John.

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Because we weren't doing so
great

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and we're trying to make it
better.

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And what is not doing so great
mean?

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It's hard, more than it's not
hard.

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Why do you think that is?

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'Cause we're pretty much
not honest with each other

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most of the time.

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Wow, that's huge.

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Do you really think that?

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No, no, you know, I don't know
why.

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Oh my God, she's getting so
big.

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Yeah, she looks exactly like

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that dude that's your neighbor.

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Ah, haha, very funny.

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- I don't get it.
- Nice, thanks.

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I don't know.

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What do you mean?

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John and I are doing
this thing this weekend

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where we're gonna be 100% honest

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with each other about
everything.

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- What?
- Doctor's orders.

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What, are you serious?

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Oh god, you know what, honey,
can you just kill me now?

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I'll pull over and you choke me
out.

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You started it so.

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I don't lie.

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I don't lie, if anything I'm too
honest

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- in this relationship.
- Oh yeah, okay.

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Yeah, you know what?

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You hate the Jeep.

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You said it was okay to buy the
Jeep.

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You pretend to love the Jeep
but deep down you, you hate it.

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- I hate the Jeep.
- Why do you hate the Jeep?

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I love the Jeep.

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Because it's a a gas guzzler

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and it's this like vain
attempt for you to seem cool.

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And you're cool, you're
cool, you don't need it.

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Oh, I'm cool, that's so
mature.

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- Instead of just-
- John, John!

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What's the last big lie you told
Ada?

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That I wanted to come to
therapy.

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Whoa, welcome to the shit
show.

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Hey, I heard that.

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All right, oh, that was
a long trip, wasn't it?

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Yep, we would've been
here eight minutes ago.

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That's exactly what it says,
if you'd listened to me,

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we would have been here eight
minutes ago.

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Literally we could save
eight minutes if you just go-

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- Shut up.
- Shut up, Harry.

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- Stop talking.
- Shut your mouth.

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Jesus, this is your
mom's weekend house dude?

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- Nobody listens to me ever.
- Oh yeah.

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I might've
smoked a little too much.

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- Nate!
- Back to nature, my friends.

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Hey, back to the guest
bathroom, you fucking animal.

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That's my mother's asparagus
fern come on.

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Oh shit, ah, I got my
hand.

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- Gonna need a wipe.
- Got it?

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- Got it.
- You guys got it?

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- You take that.
- Thanks buddy.

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Hey babe, you got that?

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- Okay.
- Babe!

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- Got that?
- I got it, it's fine.

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I'll just carry the heaviest
thing.

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I've only been driving.

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I gotta tell ya, your mom
must've pulled so much ass here.

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Oh god.

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I might've been conceived
here.

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What are you guys talking
about?

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I'm on a call, Luna, okay.

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- Come say hi.
- Hi, Luna.

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- Say hi to Stella.
- Hi Luna.

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- Hi!
- she's gorgeous.

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- We're having a moment.
- It's okay.

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Oh!

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Okay, love you.

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- Bye.
- Say bye.

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- Bye.
- Bye, love yah.

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Yeah right, okay, perfect.

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John hates me.

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- No, girl, no.
- He does.

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We lie to each other all the
time.

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You know about stupid little
things.

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Like this morning she asked me

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if I wanted blueberries in my
oatmeal.

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No, I don't want the fucking
blueberries.

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There's sour little
disappointments in my warm,

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happy sweet oatmeal.

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And I am on my reserve tank
of nice guy because I spent

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a chunk of my night up holding
Luna's little sweaty face

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as she projectile vomited into
the toilet.

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- I was up the same as you.
- I know, I know.

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I love you, I just can't, I
swear.

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Go away mom.

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Said you were gonna cut back

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and I found three Amazon boxes
cut up like

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into little pieces at the
bottom of our recycling bin,

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like a serial killer leaving a
body.

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You want to know the truth?

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I put most of the Amazon
boxes in the neighbor's trash.

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Oh, that's really, that's
mature.

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Are you hearing, oh my
god, are you hearing this?

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John, Ada a big part of your
marriage

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is speaking up clearly in this
room today

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on the subject of lying.

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Habitual lying, even if
it's withholding truth

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to save feelings erodes trust.

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I'd like you two to try
being honest with each other.

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If you don't want blueberries,
say it.

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If you wanna order a
yoga mat online, say it.

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But say it kindly.

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A weekend is a great reset.

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Try going two days with no lies.

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This weekend, we have
plans this weekend,

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can we do it next weekend?

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Yeah or never.

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I'm worried about us.

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Yeah, I'm worried about us
too.

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no-

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- What?
- No, no.

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- What?
- You can't, no.

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I've been dragging you
to therapy for six months

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and you haven't said a word

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and then this afternoon

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you decide you're gonna say
something

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and then now we're all
do this whole honesty,

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stupid truth thing and it's
like you know what, hello,

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I've been saying that we have
a problem for a long time

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and now that you the man
decide that there is a problem,

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then there is one?

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No, no, no, I'm not gonna
let you take this over.

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I'm not taking it over.

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We're on the same page finally.

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I'd think you'd be happy about
that.

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- I'm not.
- Clearly.

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I just wanted this whole
therapy thing

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to be about you discovering
how much you appreciate me.

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Oh, okay, it sounds
like you wanted therapy

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to be him telling me
that I was the problem.

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Well, guess what Ada, I'm not
the problem.

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We are the problem not me

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and you can't stand that, can
you?

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You are a workaholic who
is only half in this marriage

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and that is the problem John.

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Oh, okay, that's the problem?

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Well, how about this?

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You are a perpetually
unsatisfied

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00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:02,704
documentary filmmaker/whatever
the fuck

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00:09:02,706 --> 00:09:04,672
who I can never seem to satisfy.

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That is not kind, John.

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00:09:05,943 --> 00:09:07,809
And we're supposed to do this
with kindness god dammit.

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Oh okay, play back the tape.

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00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:13,382
Guys, do you know where
the paring knife is?

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00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:15,384
It's in the knife block
and if it's not there,

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it's in the drawer next to
the dishwasher probably.

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Okay.

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Oh Jesus.

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Oh, I'm fucking tired.

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- Okay, my turn?
- Yes.

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Okay, this is
embarrassing,

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but when I first met you guys,

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it was at that sushi place

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Ah, yeah, yeah.

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I felt like I knew you my
whole life.

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And I went home that night and
cried

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because you were all so nice to
me.

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00:09:44,881 --> 00:09:47,148
Oh, you were so drunk that
night.

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Yeah.

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Oh, you wanna throw up, don't
you Nate?

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Okay, my turn, my turn.

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What am I gonna say to you guys

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that's not gonna embarrass
me when I'm sober?

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All right, okay, I got it.

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00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:05,202
John, you totally
intimidated me in college.

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- What?
- What?

228
00:10:06,570 --> 00:10:07,536
- What?
- Seriously.

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You were like way too cool for
school.

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So distant like kind of
mysterious,

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like yeah, I'm John, I'm cool.

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No, John was cool?

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John wasn't cool, is John cool?

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- No.
- No?

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No.

236
00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:20,416
What the fuck does that mean?

237
00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:21,751
No, I mean, you had like
swagger,

238
00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:23,685
but you were an engineering
nerd.

239
00:10:23,687 --> 00:10:25,621
Oh, he had that nerd swagger
though.

240
00:10:25,623 --> 00:10:26,888
- Yeah.
- What's up?

241
00:10:26,890 --> 00:10:29,425
Oh, okay, nerd swagger.

242
00:10:29,427 --> 00:10:31,526
All right, fuck you, okay?

243
00:10:31,528 --> 00:10:33,528
Here's my turn, here's an
honesty thing.

244
00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:36,465
Nate here is addicted
to chaotic crazy girls

245
00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,467
who repeatedly fucked up his
life

246
00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:40,602
because he's horribly insecure,

247
00:10:40,604 --> 00:10:42,604
which he covers with
this veneer of coolness.

248
00:10:42,606 --> 00:10:44,239
Hey, that's not very nice
John.

249
00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,473
This is a nice game.

250
00:10:45,475 --> 00:10:47,443
Yeah John, where the
fuck did that come from?

251
00:10:47,445 --> 00:10:48,944
I mean, but you know the girls
you date

252
00:10:48,946 --> 00:10:50,912
are a little, you know...

253
00:10:50,914 --> 00:10:54,385
- Hey, last night.
- Oh fuck.

254
00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:56,551
Hot!

255
00:10:56,553 --> 00:10:58,954
No, like borderline
personality disorder.

256
00:10:58,956 --> 00:11:00,289
No, no, no, no, stop.

257
00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:01,391
- They are.
- Stop it, guys.

258
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:04,092
This is not gonna turn into
a let's fix Nate weekend.

259
00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:05,493
Okay, guys, fuck you all.

260
00:11:05,495 --> 00:11:08,497
And fuck you especially John,
Ada.

261
00:11:08,499 --> 00:11:11,767
Don't drag me into your
stupid honesty bullshit.

262
00:11:11,769 --> 00:11:13,602
I'm straight as Watergate over
here, guys.

263
00:11:13,604 --> 00:11:15,938
I'm doing my life my way, all
right?

264
00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:17,772
- Respect.
- Respect.

265
00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:19,441
I mean, I think
what everyone's trying to say

266
00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:22,777
is that we love you and we
just want to see you happy.

267
00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:25,314
And if you would date a girl
that wasn't an ex model,

268
00:11:25,316 --> 00:11:27,583
but was still attractive
and had a good head

269
00:11:27,585 --> 00:11:28,651
on her shoulder...

270
00:11:28,653 --> 00:11:30,618
Her friend the, what's her
name?

271
00:11:30,620 --> 00:11:33,122
- Rachel, she lives by you.
- No, no, no, no, no.

272
00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:34,190
It's perfect.

273
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:35,190
We like Rachel.

274
00:11:35,192 --> 00:11:37,526
You might have a real
relationship one day.

275
00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:38,694
Stop, please.

276
00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,127
- Please stop.
- No, no, no, no.

277
00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:41,531
Nate, listen, you know what
happens

278
00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:43,831
when you date a real girl like
Rachel?

279
00:11:43,833 --> 00:11:47,037
She says things like
"tell me about you".

280
00:11:48,673 --> 00:11:49,871
I'll bet you never heard that
before.

281
00:11:49,873 --> 00:11:52,107
Yeah, 'cause the chaos
girls that you date

282
00:11:52,109 --> 00:11:54,944
are like I want to be in a
relationship but like not right,

283
00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:57,646
I'm trying to make a statement,
but I don't know what it is.

284
00:11:57,648 --> 00:12:00,015
Oh, I just, I'm not sure.

285
00:12:00,017 --> 00:12:01,483
- That's good.
- Okay, okay, guys.

286
00:12:01,485 --> 00:12:04,788
Stop ganging up on Nate, okay?

287
00:12:04,956 --> 00:12:06,522
- Stop.
- Thank you, Harry.

288
00:12:06,524 --> 00:12:08,055
Whose got your back?

289
00:12:08,057 --> 00:12:10,224
Real girls make you dinner.

290
00:12:10,226 --> 00:12:11,892
Chaos girls make you crazy.

291
00:12:11,894 --> 00:12:14,563
Real girls have jobs.

292
00:12:14,565 --> 00:12:17,132
Real girls have cozy
apartments.

293
00:12:17,134 --> 00:12:18,367
Oh, oh, here we go.

294
00:12:18,369 --> 00:12:20,368
Real girls have credit scores.

295
00:12:20,370 --> 00:12:22,872
Yeah and chaos girl somehow
ended up

296
00:12:22,874 --> 00:12:24,805
with your credit card in their
wallet.

297
00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:25,809
- What?
- No!

298
00:12:27,511 --> 00:12:29,078
- How did it get in there?
- Dude!

299
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:30,811
What, that actually happened.

300
00:12:30,813 --> 00:12:33,650
That happened with Ms. Brazil.

301
00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:36,917
Real girls want kids.

302
00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,353
Chaos girls are kids.

303
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:39,820
And you guys are assholes,
okay?

304
00:12:39,822 --> 00:12:42,090
I get it, stop please, I get it,
done.

305
00:12:42,092 --> 00:12:43,892
You're ruining my buzz right
now.

306
00:12:43,894 --> 00:12:46,561
Listen, one date,
Rachel really likes you.

307
00:12:46,563 --> 00:12:48,730
- One date.
- And she's super cool.

308
00:12:48,732 --> 00:12:51,432
I heard she's good in
bed, so, boo-yah, right?

309
00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:54,335
Boo-yah, who says boo-yah
anymore?

310
00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:55,371
I'm bringing it back.

311
00:12:55,373 --> 00:12:56,671
Not worthy of bringing
it back.

312
00:12:56,673 --> 00:12:57,873
Babe, it's not worthy bringing
it back.

313
00:12:57,875 --> 00:13:00,008
Boo-yah, right, you say that's
still?

314
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,042
No, they don't.

315
00:13:01,044 --> 00:13:03,280
- Right Harry?
- Nope.

316
00:13:04,715 --> 00:13:06,850
All right, my turn.

317
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:09,251
Put me in coach.

318
00:13:09,253 --> 00:13:10,719
- Here we go.
- Watch out.

319
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,286
Well, I like to start off by
saying

320
00:13:12,288 --> 00:13:14,456
- a hardy fuck you, Harry.
- What?

321
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:18,225
Because I got your back
lasted about 15 seconds, bro.

322
00:13:18,227 --> 00:13:19,527
And you love hearing about my
shit.

323
00:13:19,529 --> 00:13:20,695
Seriously, what would you do

324
00:13:20,697 --> 00:13:25,970
if I did date dear boring
kill me now, Rachel Stumpful.

325
00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:27,902
How would you get through your
days?

326
00:13:27,904 --> 00:13:32,440
I mean your career, your lovely
wife, your internet porn.

327
00:13:32,442 --> 00:13:34,142
- Okay.
- Weekend trips to Bed

328
00:13:34,144 --> 00:13:35,978
Bath and Beyond do not
exactly fulfill a man,

329
00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:36,980
no do they, Harry?

330
00:13:37,081 --> 00:13:39,214
But hey no, at least you're
open about your envy.

331
00:13:39,216 --> 00:13:40,782
John you're a giant pussy

332
00:13:40,784 --> 00:13:42,917
because you didn't reveal a
single thing about yourself.

333
00:13:42,919 --> 00:13:44,252
- Boo-yah.
- No, it's true.

334
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:46,121
You pivoted and started
pointing out my bullshit.

335
00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:48,560
- Am I right?
- Imagine that.

336
00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:50,327
Let's see here.

337
00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:54,231
Stella, sweet, sweet Stella.

338
00:13:54,599 --> 00:13:58,098
You are so sweet and far
too nice to be hanging out

339
00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:00,672
with this group of creatures.

340
00:14:01,839 --> 00:14:04,607
But you better check your tone
girl or I'm gonna cut you.

341
00:14:04,609 --> 00:14:06,809
- Oh, oh.
- Cut me?

342
00:14:06,811 --> 00:14:10,480
Ada you forced those
nature in yoga pants.

343
00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:13,581
You can bitch to me all
my women all you want,

344
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:17,018
but the truth is it's all your
fault.

345
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:22,090
Yeah, you're my dream girl,
but John scooped you up,

346
00:14:22,092 --> 00:14:23,858
so my life is ruined.

347
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,427
What, wait a second.

348
00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:28,829
- What, seriously?
- I'm fucking with you guys.

349
00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:32,434
Come on, someone raise on the CW
cliches.

350
00:14:32,436 --> 00:14:36,539
And the truth is that while
I love and adore you all,

351
00:14:36,541 --> 00:14:40,209
I am a different cat, I
am a wild animal compared

352
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:42,643
to you dried up crusty
married fuckers, all right?

353
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:45,113
I do not enjoy the million
choking layers

354
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:47,616
of married bullshit that
I see you guys wading

355
00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:50,018
through every second of every
single day.

356
00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:55,156
And what I do enjoy are my bat
shit, crazy hot bitches.

357
00:14:55,158 --> 00:14:56,157
That's disgusting.

358
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:59,695
Okay, speaking of which
I have some serious

359
00:14:59,697 --> 00:15:01,530
- Hey, hey, hey, come on.
- sexting to do.

360
00:15:01,532 --> 00:15:02,730
- Right now.
- We're hanging out.

361
00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:05,335
- I have to...
- Wait, wait, wait.

362
00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,137
I'll bid you a night.

363
00:15:07,304 --> 00:15:08,704
Don't do that.

364
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,705
No, no, I'm not gonna look at
that.

365
00:15:10,707 --> 00:15:13,310
- No!
- Boo-yah, there it is.

366
00:15:14,979 --> 00:15:18,249
Okay, bye, ah, these stairs,
ah.

367
00:15:18,682 --> 00:15:20,714
Did I see his ball on it?

368
00:15:20,716 --> 00:15:21,916
- Yes.
- Seriously though,

369
00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:25,420
he is the coolest one of all of
us, right?

370
00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:27,022
Maybe we just want him to settle
down,

371
00:15:27,024 --> 00:15:31,162
so we all feel better, right?

372
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,764
- No.
- Hey guys.

373
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:37,398
Oh, no, he's gonna
bring back the dick now.

374
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:41,268
Guys, no, no, clothes off I'm
back in.

375
00:15:41,270 --> 00:15:43,104
So, another story, all right?

376
00:15:43,106 --> 00:15:44,573
One time we're in new Orleans,
right?

377
00:15:44,575 --> 00:15:45,706
And we're walking down an
alleyway.

378
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:47,074
All of a sudden we heard this
woman

379
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,276
and she kinda comes
out of the darkness

380
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:53,017
like, "Bet you a $100
you won't shit on my face?"

381
00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,218
I'm tired of being mad at you.

382
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,118
You want some of this.

383
00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,957
- Oh wow.
- Yeah, be honest.

384
00:16:00,758 --> 00:16:01,956
I mean, yeah.

385
00:16:01,958 --> 00:16:07,396
I mean, I'm a little drunk, so
it might be a lot of effort.

386
00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:10,531
But I mean, if you're
into it, I could get-

387
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:11,900
- No, I'm burned.
- Okay.

388
00:16:11,902 --> 00:16:14,236
I thought laid off, but
it seems like Nate is having

389
00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:17,205
some form of sex 24/7 I just
don't want you to feel like

390
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:18,739
the old married dude.

391
00:16:18,741 --> 00:16:21,243
Oh, so fuck in question
would have been

392
00:16:21,245 --> 00:16:23,545
a sort of preemptive duty fuck.

393
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,451
Well, you could have a rain
fuck.

394
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,118
It's weird being married
sometimes.

395
00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,222
I know it's exhausting.

396
00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:38,093
Hey, since we're not
gonna actually have sex,

397
00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:40,329
can I tell you an honesty thing
about sex?

398
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:43,464
Ooh, tell me your
deepest darkest secret.

399
00:16:43,466 --> 00:16:46,167
So you know how we'll
be in the middle of it

400
00:16:46,169 --> 00:16:49,570
and you'll ask me if I want you

401
00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:53,474
to put a finger in my
ass and I don't respond,

402
00:16:53,476 --> 00:16:55,911
so you just kind of like poke
around

403
00:16:55,913 --> 00:16:59,850
to see if I'm interested, I hate
that.

404
00:17:01,152 --> 00:17:02,783
It's the worst.

405
00:17:02,785 --> 00:17:07,591
However decisive finger action
game on.

406
00:17:07,657 --> 00:17:10,025
All right, good night.

407
00:17:10,027 --> 00:17:12,427
Okay, this whole honesty
thing is not gonna turn into

408
00:17:12,429 --> 00:17:14,028
you telling me a bunch of
stuff you hate about me,

409
00:17:14,030 --> 00:17:15,963
but never told me before, right?

410
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:18,201
- No.
- Okay, just checking.

411
00:17:19,703 --> 00:17:22,171
I mean sometimes I kinda
wish you were more fun

412
00:17:22,173 --> 00:17:24,640
and adventurous like you used to
be.

413
00:17:24,642 --> 00:17:25,874
You know what I mean?

414
00:17:25,876 --> 00:17:28,710
Remember that time you dressed
up like a dirty sorority girl

415
00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:31,212
in a Toga and you gave
me that bad hand job?

416
00:17:31,214 --> 00:17:33,715
Yeah, that was like a
kid in two mortgages ago.

417
00:17:33,717 --> 00:17:35,482
I know but I still think about
it.

418
00:17:35,484 --> 00:17:37,285
Yeah, you know what I think
about?

419
00:17:37,287 --> 00:17:38,886
Healthy snacks, play dates.

420
00:17:38,888 --> 00:17:40,689
Do you wish we didn't
have her, is that it?

421
00:17:40,691 --> 00:17:43,158
No, Mr. Black and white
that's not what I'm saying.

422
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,126
It's a little bit more
complicated

423
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:48,028
than just I'm not as fun and
adventurous as I used to be.

424
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,966
All right, all right.

425
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:54,805
I'm struggling, we're
struggling.

426
00:17:57,374 --> 00:17:59,140
I don't know if we're
gonna make it out of this

427
00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:00,542
and that scares the shit out of
me.

428
00:18:30,773 --> 00:18:32,609
- Hey.
- Hey.

429
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:35,677
You got a minute?

430
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,913
Yeah, yeah, but
only just.

431
00:18:38,915 --> 00:18:40,915
God, you're beautiful.

432
00:18:40,917 --> 00:18:42,851
I miss the hell out of you.

433
00:18:42,853 --> 00:18:44,686
I miss you so much too.

434
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:47,590
So, guess what, I'm doing it.

435
00:18:47,592 --> 00:18:48,757
Doing what?

436
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:52,293
Clearing the decks,
getting rid of all the girls.

437
00:18:52,295 --> 00:18:54,263
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

438
00:18:54,265 --> 00:18:57,399
Yeah, you said that
it really bothered you

439
00:18:57,401 --> 00:19:00,535
and I only wanna be with you,
okay?

440
00:19:00,537 --> 00:19:03,872
Hey, but a deal's a deal, all
right?

441
00:19:03,874 --> 00:19:05,539
It's your turn next?

442
00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:07,075
I am so excited.

443
00:19:07,077 --> 00:19:09,611
I can jump up and down as
soon I hang up right now,

444
00:19:09,613 --> 00:19:12,917
but I can't but I'm so excited.

445
00:19:13,084 --> 00:19:14,986
Good, good same here.

446
00:19:18,721 --> 00:19:21,422
Babe I have to go, I love you.

447
00:19:41,945 --> 00:19:44,113
- Morning mama.
- Hey.

448
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:48,115
No blueberries for John
please turns out he hates them.

449
00:19:48,117 --> 00:19:49,784
But they're so good for him.

450
00:19:49,786 --> 00:19:53,121
Girl, don't even get me
started.

451
00:19:53,123 --> 00:19:57,128
They have antioxidants
in them and everything.

452
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:02,699
Mm-hmm, oh, Stella,

453
00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,999
are you sure you don't
wanna open a restaurant?

454
00:20:05,001 --> 00:20:06,700
'Cause this, oh.

455
00:20:06,702 --> 00:20:09,536
Awe, I'd love to open a place.

456
00:20:09,538 --> 00:20:13,275
Really, you've never told me
that.

457
00:20:13,277 --> 00:20:16,276
Yeah, but then I'd be
married to a restaurant

458
00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:20,384
instead of Harry and I choose
Harry.

459
00:20:20,483 --> 00:20:21,682
Yes you do.

460
00:20:21,684 --> 00:20:24,152
Okay, we're eating,
thank you.

461
00:20:24,154 --> 00:20:25,786
Okay, we got it.

462
00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:27,855
Yep, we're eating, thank you.

463
00:20:27,857 --> 00:20:28,858
I love it.

464
00:20:33,196 --> 00:20:34,828
- What was that look?
- What look?

465
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,965
You just gave me a look when
Stella was being all smoochy

466
00:20:36,967 --> 00:20:37,899
with Harry, what was that?

467
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:39,801
Ada you're being pushy and
paranoid.

468
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,369
No, no, we're supposed
to communicate 'cause,

469
00:20:41,371 --> 00:20:43,171
so can you just tell me?

470
00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,507
All right, I wish you
were more like that with me.

471
00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:47,912
Oh, oh my God.

472
00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:50,311
No, not all the time,
it would be disgusting,

473
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:51,546
just sometimes me.

474
00:20:51,548 --> 00:20:54,149
You hate me, you want me to
be like this adoring little-

475
00:20:54,151 --> 00:20:55,551
- No, Ada no, all right?

476
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,518
You don't get to just
badger me into telling you

477
00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:00,221
what I'm thinking and then
spin it into something.

478
00:21:00,223 --> 00:21:04,159
It's not just 'cause you
don't like the answer, no.

479
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:10,600
- Hi Luna.
- Luna, hey.

480
00:21:11,268 --> 00:21:12,370
Look at you.

481
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,041
- Luna.
- She is so cute.

482
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:20,408
Hey, Luna what's your favorite
animal?

483
00:21:20,410 --> 00:21:21,709
No, she's not talking to us.

484
00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:22,779
- Luna.
- Hey.

485
00:21:24,548 --> 00:21:26,683
Is it a lion?

486
00:21:27,451 --> 00:21:28,451
Yes.

487
00:21:31,954 --> 00:21:34,957
- Say bye.
- Goodbye.

488
00:21:34,959 --> 00:21:36,126
Bye.

489
00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:38,860
- Bye.
- See yah.

490
00:21:38,862 --> 00:21:40,795
- Oh, I want one.
- What babe?

491
00:21:40,797 --> 00:21:43,965
Nate dude why are we
not getting fucked now?

492
00:21:43,967 --> 00:21:45,799
It's noon bruh, we're slacking
bruh.

493
00:21:45,801 --> 00:21:47,236
We're slacking Harry.

494
00:21:47,238 --> 00:21:49,638
- Let's go hit a-
- Hit some blunt.

495
00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:50,875
Follow me bruh.

496
00:21:52,108 --> 00:21:53,210
Come on, man.

497
00:21:59,715 --> 00:22:01,651
Anty up. Anty up.

498
00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:10,161
Oh, way too much.

499
00:22:15,598 --> 00:22:20,170
What if I had an Aunt, her
name was up?

500
00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:23,270
Oh Jesus.

501
00:22:23,272 --> 00:22:25,407
She'd be aunty up, anty up.

502
00:22:25,409 --> 00:22:27,843
Oh, Aunty up!

503
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,744
I told him not to take that
last hit.

504
00:22:29,746 --> 00:22:31,645
You can't handle the good shit,
admit it.

505
00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:34,182
Hey, I can't even work
my hands, look at this.

506
00:22:34,184 --> 00:22:35,650
I can't do it.

507
00:22:35,652 --> 00:22:37,986
I have to do this thing.

508
00:22:37,988 --> 00:22:40,255
That's how they do it in Vegas
bro.

509
00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:42,692
Is that how they do it in
Vegas?

510
00:22:46,096 --> 00:22:47,761
- You know what I know?
- What?

511
00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:50,265
We're gonna die here this
weekend.

512
00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:51,165
No.

513
00:22:51,167 --> 00:22:52,834
This is where it ends.

514
00:22:52,836 --> 00:22:54,102
You wanna go for a hike?

515
00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:55,804
That's how it starts.

516
00:22:55,806 --> 00:22:58,273
It ends in the wilderness.

517
00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,307
Come on, girl.

518
00:23:00,309 --> 00:23:01,876
- Wait, help me up.
- We're doing great.

519
00:23:01,878 --> 00:23:02,709
Help me up.

520
00:23:02,711 --> 00:23:03,778
Are you sure you wanna hike?

521
00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:04,613
We can't get up.

522
00:23:04,615 --> 00:23:06,884
One, two, whoa.

523
00:23:07,616 --> 00:23:09,051
We ain't gonna no hike.

524
00:23:14,892 --> 00:23:19,497
Lately, I've been drawn to
more personal lyrical work,

525
00:23:20,864 --> 00:23:24,632
you know, kinda like a video
artist.

526
00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:27,835
I've been shooting our therapy
sessions

527
00:23:27,837 --> 00:23:32,007
and I think I can make an art
piece out of John's faces.

528
00:23:52,929 --> 00:23:55,830
Can I tell you something else,
I've never told you before?

529
00:23:55,832 --> 00:23:57,533
- You're gay.
- AI robot.

530
00:23:57,535 --> 00:23:58,600
Ugly AI robot.

531
00:23:58,602 --> 00:24:04,008
Guys seriously, I hate poker.

532
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,609
Shut up, no, you don't you
love poker.

533
00:24:07,611 --> 00:24:09,276
I hate poker.

534
00:24:09,278 --> 00:24:12,048
- Blasphemy.
- Anty up!

535
00:24:12,383 --> 00:24:16,186
No, I can't even throw.

536
00:24:16,286 --> 00:24:18,053
That's how you deal?

537
00:24:18,055 --> 00:24:20,220
It's like I'm throwing scorn
at you.

538
00:24:20,222 --> 00:24:21,588
You guys aren't being honest
about poker

539
00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,958
- though I really hate it.
- Well, fuck that.

540
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,428
You have infected us with an
unholy virus.

541
00:24:28,765 --> 00:24:32,066
And I know what people say
about only children and yes,

542
00:24:32,068 --> 00:24:34,036
Luna is self-centered but so
what,

543
00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:35,569
you know who isn't, right?

544
00:24:36,772 --> 00:24:39,273
I'm good, I'm good with one kid.

545
00:24:40,710 --> 00:24:44,644
I want three beautiful,
messy little monsters

546
00:24:44,646 --> 00:24:45,913
and the ugly house in the Valley

547
00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:47,315
because that's all we can
afford.

548
00:24:47,317 --> 00:24:48,317
Yes.

549
00:24:48,919 --> 00:24:51,486
I want a minivan with spilled
juice in the cup holder.

550
00:24:51,488 --> 00:24:53,220
- No, you don't, girl.
- I do.

551
00:24:53,222 --> 00:24:54,825
No.

552
00:24:55,625 --> 00:25:00,230
I wanna see Harry and
a little toddler's face.

553
00:25:05,402 --> 00:25:10,740
You guys, I don't really
know where I am like, is just,

554
00:25:10,973 --> 00:25:15,242
I wanted to tell you about
the poker thing for so long.

555
00:25:19,583 --> 00:25:24,651
I think I'm having like a
cleansing trauma or something.

556
00:25:29,925 --> 00:25:32,695
Oh my God, oh my God.

557
00:25:33,096 --> 00:25:36,296
I think I need like a glass
of water or something.

558
00:25:36,298 --> 00:25:38,432
Or just like an epi-pen.

559
00:25:38,434 --> 00:25:42,470
or just like an exorcist, I
don't know.

560
00:25:42,472 --> 00:25:44,372
- This is on you.
- What?

561
00:25:44,374 --> 00:25:47,007
No look, life isn't static, man.

562
00:25:47,009 --> 00:25:50,777
You know people evolve,
but Harry he's evolving.

563
00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:52,013
I don't want to evolve.

564
00:25:52,015 --> 00:25:56,718
Guys I wanna play poker and
smoke cigars and be assholes.

565
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,521
Tell that stupid husband
of yours to put a baby in you.

566
00:26:00,523 --> 00:26:02,824
You know, he says he's still
not ready.

567
00:26:02,826 --> 00:26:04,659
Just stop taking the pill,
stop.

568
00:26:04,661 --> 00:26:07,696
Luna was an accident, accidents
happen.

569
00:26:07,698 --> 00:26:11,567
Don't say that to anybody ever.

570
00:26:12,035 --> 00:26:15,036
I stopped taking the pill a
year ago.

571
00:26:15,038 --> 00:26:17,374
We had a big fight about it.

572
00:26:18,575 --> 00:26:21,342
Now he wears condoms.

573
00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:24,545
He really doesn't want a baby,
does he?

574
00:26:24,547 --> 00:26:26,482
You all right, buddy?

575
00:26:29,652 --> 00:26:31,986
Oh, what do you guys text
fighting now?

576
00:26:31,988 --> 00:26:35,423
Oh, it's not Ada, it's my friend
Delaney.

577
00:26:35,425 --> 00:26:39,260
She's in town and wants to come
over.

578
00:26:39,262 --> 00:26:40,364
Is she hot?

579
00:26:41,565 --> 00:26:43,331
You've never seen Delaney?

580
00:26:43,333 --> 00:26:44,735
She a wicked hot.

581
00:26:45,835 --> 00:26:47,401
She's a lesbian though.

582
00:26:47,403 --> 00:26:49,938
Well, then let's invite
the hot lesbian over

583
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:51,739
so she can save us from
ourselves.

584
00:26:51,741 --> 00:26:54,508
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no.

585
00:26:54,510 --> 00:26:57,379
Ada has issues with her.

586
00:26:57,381 --> 00:27:00,884
Okay, well, I have issues with
you guys.

587
00:27:01,684 --> 00:27:03,787
Why?

588
00:27:05,087 --> 00:27:09,024
She'll be here later, I told
her to bring a swimsuit.

589
00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:10,892
- Oh.
- You did?

590
00:27:10,894 --> 00:27:15,095
- Uh-huh.
- Oh no.

591
00:27:15,097 --> 00:27:18,632
You just fucked up my whole
weekend.

592
00:27:18,634 --> 00:27:21,268
Oh, you got a few
hours to break it to Ada.

593
00:27:21,270 --> 00:27:23,706
- Fuck.
- Go honesty.

594
00:27:23,973 --> 00:27:27,577
Oh dude, you're so bad.

595
00:27:28,644 --> 00:27:31,648
Oh, but it's gonna be so much
fun.

596
00:27:32,982 --> 00:27:36,284
Hey, you make
this van look really sexy.

597
00:27:36,286 --> 00:27:37,818
Do you think
we've got enough beer?

598
00:27:37,820 --> 00:27:39,286
- I love you.
- Awe!

599
00:27:39,288 --> 00:27:40,121
You pretty.

600
00:27:40,123 --> 00:27:41,823
I like it when you're
high.

601
00:27:41,825 --> 00:27:43,056
You know what, I'm feeling kinda
wild.

602
00:27:43,058 --> 00:27:44,557
Let's stop here, let's stop.

603
00:27:44,559 --> 00:27:45,626
- Come on.
- Seriously.

604
00:27:45,628 --> 00:27:47,596
Start zipping
your pants, I'm serious.

605
00:27:47,663 --> 00:27:48,831
Oh my God.

606
00:27:48,932 --> 00:27:50,332
Wait, I never realized
this was somebody's driveway.

607
00:27:50,334 --> 00:27:51,465
- Where are we?
- Hurry up!

608
00:27:51,467 --> 00:27:52,667
What if somebody us here?

609
00:27:52,669 --> 00:27:54,168
They're gonna call the cops.

610
00:27:54,170 --> 00:27:55,103
Oh my God.

611
00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:56,737
That's all right 'cause I'm a
bad girl.

612
00:27:56,739 --> 00:27:59,173
Oh, you are bad, aren't you?

613
00:27:59,175 --> 00:28:00,941
I'm just, we've never
done this before, have we?

614
00:28:00,943 --> 00:28:02,075
No, not in the van.

615
00:28:02,077 --> 00:28:04,010
I'm gonna eat you like a
hoagie.

616
00:28:04,012 --> 00:28:05,813
If you would just position
yourself.

617
00:28:05,815 --> 00:28:07,949
But listen, baby I have to
tell you something seriously.

618
00:28:07,951 --> 00:28:10,287
- What?
- Honey, I gotta say.

619
00:28:12,154 --> 00:28:13,156
What?

620
00:28:14,123 --> 00:28:15,256
Eat my hog you woman.

621
00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,594
- Okay.
- Come on, oh my God.

622
00:28:19,028 --> 00:28:21,297
You knew this whole time?

623
00:28:22,365 --> 00:28:25,266
Look, I didn't text her,
Nate texted her back, okay?

624
00:28:25,268 --> 00:28:28,135
We are in a bad place
and you invited her?

625
00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:30,838
I didn't invite her, Nate
invited her, but you know what?

626
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,507
I'm glad because she
has been my best friend

627
00:28:33,509 --> 00:28:35,209
for a very long time and I wanna
see her.

628
00:28:35,211 --> 00:28:36,611
How's that for honesty?

629
00:28:36,613 --> 00:28:37,777
You want honesty, John?

630
00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:39,680
I don't think you can be in this
marriage

631
00:28:39,682 --> 00:28:41,516
without Delaney off in the
distance.

632
00:28:41,518 --> 00:28:44,885
Your fantasy girl while
I'm schlepping Go-GURT

633
00:28:44,887 --> 00:28:47,455
and pee pee leggings to
keep our life together,

634
00:28:47,457 --> 00:28:50,056
you're Skyping with her, why
do you even Skype with her?

635
00:28:50,058 --> 00:28:51,892
Why don't you talk on the
phone like a normal person?

636
00:28:51,894 --> 00:28:53,193
I know why because she's fucking
gorgeous.

637
00:28:53,195 --> 00:28:54,394
No, no, no, no.

638
00:28:54,396 --> 00:28:56,130
Delaney has been my best friend
since I was 10 years old.

639
00:28:56,132 --> 00:28:58,732
You are my wife, my life is with
you.

640
00:28:58,734 --> 00:29:00,236
You ruined this.

641
00:29:06,209 --> 00:29:07,642
So, is that it, that was it?

642
00:29:07,644 --> 00:29:09,309
Well, get in.

643
00:29:34,605 --> 00:29:37,037
Hey, hey you guys.

644
00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:39,709
- Hey Delaney.
- Johnny.

645
00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:43,276
- Oh, bring it in.
- Johnny, oh, Johnny.

646
00:29:43,278 --> 00:29:46,546
- Come here you.
- Oh, tricked ya!

647
00:29:46,548 --> 00:29:49,284
That's fine, it's okay, it's
okay.

648
00:29:49,286 --> 00:29:50,450
Oh, this is...

649
00:29:50,452 --> 00:29:52,586
You know, Stella, Ada my wife,
Harry.

650
00:29:52,588 --> 00:29:55,088
- Hey you.
- Hey Harry.

651
00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:56,190
And this here is Nate.

652
00:29:56,192 --> 00:29:57,057
- Oh, hey.
- Hey.

653
00:29:57,059 --> 00:29:58,125
Nice to meet you.

654
00:29:58,127 --> 00:29:59,293
Nice to meet you.

655
00:29:59,295 --> 00:30:00,694
You guys thank you so much

656
00:30:00,696 --> 00:30:02,563
for letting me crash your
special weekend,

657
00:30:02,565 --> 00:30:04,632
you know, I came to LA
thinking I wanted to be alone

658
00:30:04,634 --> 00:30:09,306
and turns out I need to be
around people and Johnny you.

659
00:30:10,906 --> 00:30:12,707
You're my most
special people.

660
00:30:12,709 --> 00:30:13,876
Ah, come on.

661
00:30:14,743 --> 00:30:16,411
Can I make you an old
fashioned?

662
00:30:16,413 --> 00:30:18,078
- I'm cool.
- Bitter little sweet,

663
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,248
just like Ada.

664
00:30:20,082 --> 00:30:22,417
Ah, we're having steaks later.

665
00:30:22,419 --> 00:30:25,053
Oh, no thanks, I'm
actually gonna juice, cleanse

666
00:30:25,055 --> 00:30:28,055
and I'm letting it all
go, flushing it all out.

667
00:30:28,057 --> 00:30:29,490
Actually that reminds me John

668
00:30:29,492 --> 00:30:33,295
the bathroom upstairs
needs some toilet paper.

669
00:30:33,297 --> 00:30:34,595
Okay, cool.

670
00:30:34,597 --> 00:30:36,765
You know what I'd love to do?

671
00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:40,601
I would love, I'd love to
just go and take a dip.

672
00:30:40,603 --> 00:30:43,103
- I am just sweating-
- Okay, alright.

673
00:30:43,105 --> 00:30:46,173
I have been up since 5:00 AM
New York time, I'm exhausted.

674
00:30:46,175 --> 00:30:47,342
Bananas.

675
00:30:47,509 --> 00:30:49,510
Do you wanna come with me?

676
00:30:49,512 --> 00:30:50,478
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.

677
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,813
No, God, no.

678
00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:56,116
I think I probably
should stay here, honey.

679
00:30:56,118 --> 00:30:57,119
Anyone?

680
00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:00,523
Well, I'm still alive.

681
00:31:01,991 --> 00:31:03,424
Yeah, okay.

682
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,459
Okay, well, you know where to
find us.

683
00:31:05,461 --> 00:31:07,327
Good to see you.

684
00:31:07,329 --> 00:31:09,663
Did you wanna go honey?

685
00:31:09,665 --> 00:31:12,833
- We don't wanna swim, right?
- No.

686
00:31:12,835 --> 00:31:14,335
Well, it's night, you know it's.

687
00:31:14,337 --> 00:31:16,103
It's so good to see her
though.

688
00:31:16,105 --> 00:31:18,808
Yeah, she's a free spirit.

689
00:31:19,942 --> 00:31:21,008
She's got a good soul.

690
00:31:21,010 --> 00:31:22,445
She looks free.

691
00:31:28,683 --> 00:31:32,953
God, I wanna have my
way with that steak.

692
00:31:32,955 --> 00:31:36,524
Well, by all means I'll
step out, no judgment.

693
00:31:36,526 --> 00:31:38,392
Oh, you're fun.

694
00:31:38,394 --> 00:31:40,663
Can I just smell it please.

695
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,669
So bad for the environment
and so bad for us,

696
00:31:47,671 --> 00:31:53,410
- but it was delicious.
- Mm-hmm.

697
00:31:54,510 --> 00:31:57,644
Delaney might actually
be the prettiest girl I've

698
00:31:57,646 --> 00:32:00,381
ever been that close to in
person.

699
00:32:00,383 --> 00:32:02,149
Wow, you're so pretty.

700
00:32:02,151 --> 00:32:03,918
Well, thank you that's very
helpful.

701
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:05,687
- Thank you.
- Well, I just wanted to know

702
00:32:05,689 --> 00:32:07,721
Yeah, well, I don't know
why you came for this.

703
00:32:07,723 --> 00:32:09,090
Well, you know, I'm your
friend.

704
00:32:09,092 --> 00:32:11,595
- Yeah, really?
- There's that?

705
00:32:12,528 --> 00:32:17,000
Oh, Ultra Meger.

706
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,201
What?

707
00:32:18,401 --> 00:32:21,334
No, no, no, that's Pluto, sorry.

708
00:32:21,336 --> 00:32:22,870
I don't think I've
ever said this out loud,

709
00:32:22,872 --> 00:32:24,506
but my husband is in love

710
00:32:24,508 --> 00:32:27,607
with his lesbian best friend,
isn't he?

711
00:32:27,609 --> 00:32:28,942
Well, when you say it out
loud,

712
00:32:28,944 --> 00:32:31,045
it sounds like a lifetime movie.

713
00:32:31,047 --> 00:32:32,113
Based on a true story.

714
00:32:32,115 --> 00:32:33,180
They don't end well.

715
00:32:33,182 --> 00:32:34,282
Girl!

716
00:32:34,284 --> 00:32:36,750
You know 'cause the wife
always dies.

717
00:32:39,454 --> 00:32:43,257
You know, I can't believe she
dumped me

718
00:32:43,259 --> 00:32:46,395
while I was working at her
restaurant.

719
00:32:47,297 --> 00:32:51,265
She broke up with me and
fired me at the same time.

720
00:32:51,267 --> 00:32:53,700
- God, it's awful.
- Yeah.

721
00:32:53,702 --> 00:32:56,237
I'm sorry, it's terrible.

722
00:32:56,239 --> 00:32:58,439
Hey, you want me to go to
New York and beat her up?

723
00:32:58,441 --> 00:32:59,640
I will, I'll take her.

724
00:32:59,642 --> 00:33:02,943
Look, I've been working out
a little bit doing some yoga.

725
00:33:02,945 --> 00:33:04,911
I'm pretty sure I could
take a lesbian chef.

726
00:33:04,913 --> 00:33:06,613
I can tell you've been working
out.

727
00:33:06,615 --> 00:33:08,082
Just saying.

728
00:33:08,084 --> 00:33:09,753
Have you seen her?

729
00:33:12,122 --> 00:33:14,055
Oh, no, oh my God.

730
00:33:14,057 --> 00:33:15,055
Yeah, she's a samurai.

731
00:33:15,057 --> 00:33:17,158
She would just cut me
right down the middle.

732
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,892
Pop, oh my god.

733
00:33:18,894 --> 00:33:19,893
Straight up ninja style.

734
00:33:19,895 --> 00:33:20,894
Kick my ass.

735
00:33:20,896 --> 00:33:23,930
Yeah, you don't wanna mess
with her.

736
00:33:23,932 --> 00:33:27,168
You know I came in
California to sit on the beach

737
00:33:27,170 --> 00:33:31,407
and just think why I keep
falling in love

738
00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,240
with people who are unavailable

739
00:33:33,242 --> 00:33:36,143
and what lesson I'm supposed
to be learning in all this,

740
00:33:36,145 --> 00:33:39,413
you know, I have to make a
change.

741
00:33:39,415 --> 00:33:43,616
Now, maybe I'm just supposed
to start dating men.

742
00:33:43,618 --> 00:33:47,423
What, that's crazy.
No way.

743
00:33:48,525 --> 00:33:50,524
You think I should?

744
00:33:50,526 --> 00:33:53,861
Well, it's a lot of things to
consider.

745
00:33:53,863 --> 00:33:55,363
I think I needed a drink.

746
00:33:55,365 --> 00:33:57,534
- I'd like one too.
- Okay.

747
00:33:58,835 --> 00:34:00,668
- No.
- Come on.

748
00:34:00,670 --> 00:34:01,835
- Got you.
- You dick.

749
00:34:01,837 --> 00:34:04,270
- I got you.
- Dude stop.

750
00:34:04,272 --> 00:34:06,108
- No, look.
- Fuck you.

751
00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:08,811
Stop.

752
00:34:09,378 --> 00:34:10,480
Get off me.

753
00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:13,617
Aa aah, awe, awe, awe!

754
00:34:14,784 --> 00:34:15,786
You okay?

755
00:34:16,452 --> 00:34:17,684
- Am I bleeding?
- Yeah.

756
00:34:17,686 --> 00:34:18,853
- Awe!
- Oh, yeah.

757
00:34:18,855 --> 00:34:19,686
You fucker.

758
00:34:19,688 --> 00:34:22,055
You should get that looked at.

759
00:34:22,057 --> 00:34:23,456
You know what's wrong with our
marriage?

760
00:34:23,458 --> 00:34:24,659
Oh, look there's Neptune.

761
00:34:24,661 --> 00:34:26,226
John says it's because
we lie about little things

762
00:34:26,228 --> 00:34:29,496
but it's really one big thing,
he wants to be with her.

763
00:34:29,498 --> 00:34:32,333
Look mama, as an objective
outsider,

764
00:34:32,335 --> 00:34:33,834
John loves you and Luna

765
00:34:33,836 --> 00:34:36,237
and you have a wonderful life
together.

766
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,005
If he has a lingering junior
high crush

767
00:34:38,007 --> 00:34:41,208
on his hot lessie BFF, who gives
a shit?

768
00:34:41,210 --> 00:34:42,476
I give a shit.

769
00:34:42,478 --> 00:34:43,378
Don't give a shit.

770
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:44,244
I give a shit.

771
00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:46,479
There's no shit and don't give
a shit.

772
00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:49,550
Harry thinks Delaney is hot
too.

773
00:34:49,552 --> 00:34:53,387
Nah, nah, nah, that's your
shit don't come in my shit.

774
00:34:53,389 --> 00:34:55,190
- Bombshells.
- Bombshells.

775
00:34:55,192 --> 00:34:56,023
Bombshells.

776
00:35:00,028 --> 00:35:01,327
What's wrong with me?

777
00:35:01,329 --> 00:35:02,829
I guess it's kinda funny.

778
00:35:02,831 --> 00:35:04,898
Well, it's a fucking
laugh riot.

779
00:35:07,503 --> 00:35:09,570
Me dating guys can you
imagine?

780
00:35:09,572 --> 00:35:11,606
Well, I can imagine.

781
00:35:11,608 --> 00:35:13,610
Oh, cheers.

782
00:35:14,510 --> 00:35:17,714
- To new adventures.
- Oh, namaste.

783
00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,918
Oh, so wait, you're
actually gonna date men?

784
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:29,125
I mean, I thought you didn't
work with, you know, the penis.

785
00:35:29,291 --> 00:35:31,528
- I don't.
- Hmm, uh-huh.

786
00:35:32,293 --> 00:35:34,628
You know I love women, I do.

787
00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:37,032
But just they're so much work.

788
00:35:38,434 --> 00:35:40,934
Yeah, that's sad, it's true.

789
00:35:40,936 --> 00:35:42,103
Yeah.

790
00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:46,441
I haven't been with
a guy since Mr. Valani

791
00:35:46,443 --> 00:35:49,880
and Carlos in high school.

792
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:53,715
Carlos the theater geek,
Carlos?

793
00:35:53,717 --> 00:35:56,217
Maybe I was trying to convince
myself.

794
00:35:56,219 --> 00:35:57,952
It was fun while it lasted.

795
00:35:57,954 --> 00:35:59,586
Well, good for Carlos.

796
00:35:59,588 --> 00:36:02,490
Do you ever get tired
of me bitching about John?

797
00:36:02,492 --> 00:36:04,657
Oh, let's see, yes.

798
00:36:04,659 --> 00:36:06,394
I mean, my husband won't put a
baby in me,

799
00:36:06,396 --> 00:36:09,729
so on a scale of zero to
divorce-

800
00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:13,333
- Divorce what, don't
even talk about that.

801
00:36:13,335 --> 00:36:15,568
- I think about it.
- Really?

802
00:36:15,570 --> 00:36:17,671
No, you don't, not like really,
really.

803
00:36:17,673 --> 00:36:20,974
Like I love Harry with all my
heart.

804
00:36:20,976 --> 00:36:22,075
Yeah.

805
00:36:22,077 --> 00:36:23,010
I think it's, you know,

806
00:36:23,012 --> 00:36:25,746
I was never sure I would ever
get married,

807
00:36:25,748 --> 00:36:29,016
but I've always been sure
that I want to be a mother.

808
00:36:29,018 --> 00:36:31,418
I mean, my uterus is literally
yelling,

809
00:36:31,420 --> 00:36:34,356
"Put a baby in me!"

810
00:36:34,789 --> 00:36:35,623
Is it really?

811
00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:37,090
Well, girl, that's why

812
00:36:37,092 --> 00:36:39,494
I mean, that's aggressive.

813
00:36:43,164 --> 00:36:46,168
And if he truly doesn't want
kids,

814
00:36:47,036 --> 00:36:48,304
do I leave him

815
00:36:49,438 --> 00:36:51,371
or stay and resent him

816
00:36:51,373 --> 00:36:52,706
the rest of my life?

817
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:53,976
Jesus Stella.

818
00:36:56,045 --> 00:36:56,943
Okay wait, wait, wait.

819
00:36:56,945 --> 00:36:59,646
No, no, no, tell her, say,

820
00:36:59,648 --> 00:37:02,551
"Your ass is like a work of
art."

821
00:37:03,820 --> 00:37:05,722
Like a Picasso.

822
00:37:05,989 --> 00:37:08,354
- Arg!
- But dude, ass all caps.

823
00:37:08,356 --> 00:37:11,458
No, no dude, she doesn't
need nerdy wordplay.

824
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:12,293
Why?

825
00:37:12,295 --> 00:37:14,061
She needs grade eight spank
talk.

826
00:37:14,063 --> 00:37:14,894
I'm gonna explain.

827
00:37:14,896 --> 00:37:18,164
Every sext is like a haiku,
okay?

828
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:23,072
Every single letter and space
matters.

829
00:37:23,739 --> 00:37:28,744
Show me "Teasing you to the
edge

830
00:37:28,844 --> 00:37:31,013
"as you drop on my cock."

831
00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:34,817
Oh, fuck that's awesome.

832
00:37:35,851 --> 00:37:38,184
So econmoical, so powerful.

833
00:37:38,186 --> 00:37:40,720
Uh-huh and she just arrived.

834
00:37:40,722 --> 00:37:44,492
Whoa, wow, dude.

835
00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:47,594
- Who is that girl?
- History.

836
00:37:47,596 --> 00:37:49,396
No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

837
00:37:49,398 --> 00:37:50,831
She was great.

838
00:37:50,833 --> 00:37:52,599
- Holy shit.
- What?

839
00:37:52,601 --> 00:37:56,604
Get that nerdy married
man hard on outta here.

840
00:37:56,606 --> 00:37:58,606
I'm gonna fuck her
in the nose, you can't,

841
00:37:58,608 --> 00:37:59,907
that's how you kill a shark.

842
00:37:59,909 --> 00:38:01,275
Stop, stop, leave me alone.

843
00:38:01,277 --> 00:38:02,545
Leave me alone.

844
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,282
God.

845
00:38:10,885 --> 00:38:13,355
Mm-hmm, yummy, yummy, yummy.

846
00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,224
- Hey.
- Hey.

847
00:38:17,226 --> 00:38:18,791
You want some ice cream?

848
00:38:18,793 --> 00:38:20,961
Can't, not part of my juice
cleanse,

849
00:38:20,963 --> 00:38:23,463
but if you take a really big
bite,

850
00:38:23,465 --> 00:38:25,398
I can live vicariously
through you.

851
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,700
Oh, you can't have any of
this?

852
00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:29,071
- No, not even a little...
- Not even the smell or a bite.

853
00:38:29,538 --> 00:38:31,307
- dip.
- So, good though.

854
00:38:34,909 --> 00:38:35,809
I'm dying.

855
00:38:35,811 --> 00:38:38,077
- Awe!
- I'm dying.

856
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:39,447
- I'm dying.
- Awe!

857
00:38:39,449 --> 00:38:40,481
You're so mean.

858
00:38:40,483 --> 00:38:42,550
Oh, fuck, fuck fuck,
I gotta a brain freeze.

859
00:38:42,552 --> 00:38:43,751
Awe, serves you right?

860
00:38:43,753 --> 00:38:44,754
Oh, fuck.

861
00:38:48,824 --> 00:38:51,224
Hey, just coming to get some
hangers,

862
00:38:51,226 --> 00:38:53,427
Stella wants to make s'mores.

863
00:38:53,429 --> 00:38:56,963
Oh, I'm just doing a quick
load?

864
00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:58,166
Okay.

865
00:38:58,168 --> 00:39:02,670
It's not what everyone does
comes to dinner and laundry.

866
00:39:02,672 --> 00:39:05,842
- Nope.
- Just weird old me.

867
00:39:07,108 --> 00:39:08,075
Okay.

868
00:39:08,077 --> 00:39:10,246
I got dumped last night.

869
00:39:11,079 --> 00:39:13,847
Cold and out of the fucking
blue,

870
00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:15,949
so I just threw all my stuff in
a suitcase

871
00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:16,950
and got on a plane

872
00:39:16,952 --> 00:39:20,357
and didn't necessarily
pack all clean clothes.

873
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:26,596
I need a clean chonies so, not
to do it.

874
00:39:27,096 --> 00:39:29,429
- Understood.
- Hey, John told me about

875
00:39:29,431 --> 00:39:31,331
the whole honesty thing you guys
are doing

876
00:39:31,333 --> 00:39:34,269
and I think it's really cool.

877
00:39:35,438 --> 00:39:36,336
He told you?

878
00:39:36,338 --> 00:39:38,505
Yeah, he's really excited
about it.

879
00:39:38,507 --> 00:39:39,509
Really?

880
00:39:40,876 --> 00:39:43,712
- What does it feel like?
- Dangerous?

881
00:39:45,181 --> 00:39:46,181
Why?

882
00:39:46,849 --> 00:39:51,318
Because I'm starting to see
things that he doesn't like

883
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,287
or want to hear and so is he.

884
00:39:54,289 --> 00:39:56,222
And so you're his
wife you get to say shit

885
00:39:56,224 --> 00:39:58,291
that he doesn't wanna hear.

886
00:39:58,293 --> 00:40:01,494
Let it all out, just let it out
and say it.

887
00:40:01,496 --> 00:40:05,132
I am incredibly intimidated by
you

888
00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:07,300
and I don't want to be, but
the way that John looks at you,

889
00:40:07,302 --> 00:40:08,702
it just makes me,

890
00:40:08,704 --> 00:40:09,903
that's like the sort of thing

891
00:40:09,905 --> 00:40:11,671
that you don't wanna say, you
know?

892
00:40:11,673 --> 00:40:16,409
Oh my God, he has been my
best friend since fifth grade

893
00:40:16,411 --> 00:40:20,582
and I love John but not like
that.

894
00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:22,316
- Yeah.
- He gets me, he knows.

895
00:40:22,318 --> 00:40:24,385
No, no, I think you think he
gets it,

896
00:40:24,387 --> 00:40:27,490
but he doesn't get it all the
way so.

897
00:40:30,425 --> 00:40:34,327
He's stupid because
I think you're beautiful

898
00:40:34,329 --> 00:40:38,833
and he would be way
smarter to worry about me.

899
00:40:38,835 --> 00:40:40,570
Hitting on you.

900
00:40:41,771 --> 00:40:43,503
What, no. What?

901
00:40:43,505 --> 00:40:44,838
I just don't think-

902
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,874
- I think you're beautiful.
- Stop.

903
00:40:47,876 --> 00:40:50,510
I mean, I'm getting
fuzzy standing around you.

904
00:40:50,512 --> 00:40:52,380
Oh, come on, girl come on.

905
00:40:52,447 --> 00:40:54,451
Do your laundry. Goodbye.

906
00:40:55,851 --> 00:40:57,249
I don't mind that

907
00:40:57,251 --> 00:40:58,784
if you wanna do it again ill be
down here.

908
00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:04,358
♪ Everything I do, yeah,
you know I do it major ♪

909
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,961
♪ I do it for the love and
I do it for my haters ♪

910
00:41:07,963 --> 00:41:10,930
♪ Touch down in your town like a
radar ♪

911
00:41:10,932 --> 00:41:13,467
♪ Turn up then I'm gone see you
later ♪

912
00:41:13,469 --> 00:41:17,037
♪ Everything I do yeah
you know I do it major ♪

913
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,271
Do Harry, do Harry, do Harry
dancing.

914
00:41:19,273 --> 00:41:20,941
- No.
- Do harry dancing.

915
00:41:20,943 --> 00:41:22,876
No, no, no, no.

916
00:41:22,878 --> 00:41:24,411
- Okay.
- What?

917
00:41:24,413 --> 00:41:27,916
Where's the beat, beat
located.

918
00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:32,786
No, I lost the beat, but
I'm a commit with intensity.

919
00:41:32,788 --> 00:41:34,153
That's actually not how I
dance.

920
00:41:34,155 --> 00:41:35,923
- Are you kidding me.
- It's like a hologram Harry.

921
00:41:35,925 --> 00:41:36,724
It's so true.

922
00:41:36,726 --> 00:41:37,990
I'm really a good dancer
clearly.

923
00:41:37,992 --> 00:41:39,659
- No.
- Okay, I got one.

924
00:41:39,661 --> 00:41:40,494
This is great, okay.

925
00:41:40,496 --> 00:41:41,427
What are you guys doing?

926
00:41:41,429 --> 00:41:42,896
This is a song that we wrote
in college

927
00:41:42,898 --> 00:41:44,065
about something Harry did.

928
00:41:44,067 --> 00:41:46,432
You're not doing the song,
you're not doing the song.

929
00:41:46,434 --> 00:41:47,833
- Sorry.
- We have to, you ready?

930
00:41:47,835 --> 00:41:48,836
Okay, I think I remember-

931
00:41:48,838 --> 00:41:50,104
- Also it's not true.

932
00:41:50,106 --> 00:41:53,606
♪ It's Friday night in
a small college town ♪

933
00:41:53,608 --> 00:41:54,641
Oh my God.

934
00:41:54,643 --> 00:41:58,278
♪ Harry had too beers
and then he fell down ♪

935
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:00,313
It was way more than that.

936
00:42:00,315 --> 00:42:02,148
♪ We said he was a light weight ♪

937
00:42:02,150 --> 00:42:04,184
♪ We said he was no man ♪

938
00:42:04,186 --> 00:42:07,186
♪ But he got the last laugh when
he ♪

939
00:42:07,188 --> 00:42:08,454
What'd youu do, say it?

940
00:42:08,456 --> 00:42:09,289
Didn't do anything.

941
00:42:09,291 --> 00:42:11,624
Oh fuck you come on fuck you.

942
00:42:11,626 --> 00:42:13,360
He peed in
our trash can.

943
00:42:13,362 --> 00:42:14,295
- Oh.
- Okay.

944
00:42:15,364 --> 00:42:16,630
Ready he's the chorus.

945
00:42:16,632 --> 00:42:19,999
♪ Harry peed in our trash can ♪

946
00:42:20,001 --> 00:42:22,503
♪ He peed in our dorm room trash
can ♪

947
00:42:22,505 --> 00:42:23,936
Fuck you and you.

948
00:42:23,938 --> 00:42:25,472
♪ It got really stinky ♪

949
00:42:25,474 --> 00:42:28,275
♪ When he took a drinky because ♪

950
00:42:28,277 --> 00:42:29,675
Come on say it, say it, say
it.

951
00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,610
- ♪ Harry ♪
- I'm not singing, no.

952
00:42:31,612 --> 00:42:33,113
We could be here all night.

953
00:42:33,115 --> 00:42:34,146
♪ This is your no ♪

954
00:42:34,148 --> 00:42:35,316
It was you that did it.

955
00:42:35,318 --> 00:42:36,150
I didn't even do it.

956
00:42:36,152 --> 00:42:37,517
Harry just sing the song.

957
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,856
♪ I peed in our trash can ♪

958
00:42:42,891 --> 00:42:46,526
But I actually didn't do it.
You were lying the whole time.

959
00:42:46,528 --> 00:42:49,628
- Of course you did.
- Fuck you guys.

960
00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:50,630
- Did that happen?
- 100%.

961
00:42:50,632 --> 00:42:51,498
No, it didn't.

962
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,402
Based on true events.

963
00:42:54,235 --> 00:42:57,003
- Fuck you guys.
- Holy shit!

964
00:42:57,005 --> 00:42:58,637
We've got a sex tape here.

965
00:42:58,639 --> 00:43:00,740
- Oh my God, stop it.
- Oh, no, oh my God.

966
00:43:00,742 --> 00:43:02,675
- Give me my phone.
- What?

967
00:43:02,677 --> 00:43:04,478
That is not for public
consumption.

968
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,548
I love her.

969
00:43:06,681 --> 00:43:07,880
Is this like a thing you do?

970
00:43:07,882 --> 00:43:10,550
Its not like a thing I do,
but it's a beautiful thing.

971
00:43:10,552 --> 00:43:12,686
I've always wondered how this
works.

972
00:43:12,688 --> 00:43:14,820
Okay, I got to see what this
is.

973
00:43:14,822 --> 00:43:16,590
- It's nothing.
- That's tremendous.

974
00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:18,858
That is tremendous.

975
00:43:18,860 --> 00:43:20,528
No, I don't wanna let go.

976
00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:22,862
- Oh my God.
- Harry you all right?

977
00:43:22,864 --> 00:43:24,164
No, he's all right don't touch
him.

978
00:43:24,166 --> 00:43:26,199
- Are you okay?
- You better give it to him some space.

979
00:43:26,201 --> 00:43:28,034
- You wanna wash it down?
- All right, you all right.

980
00:43:28,036 --> 00:43:30,771
Babe there's something in my
throat.

981
00:43:30,773 --> 00:43:33,706
- Oh God.
- Guys I wanna say thank you

982
00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:37,610
for having me here and I'm gonna
head out.

983
00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:39,213
Thanks for letting me crash
for a little bit. I needed this.

984
00:43:39,215 --> 00:43:40,246
I have to go.

985
00:43:40,248 --> 00:43:42,516
No, please do not leave
me with these people.

986
00:43:42,518 --> 00:43:44,351
Do you need me to get
you a ride or something?

987
00:43:44,353 --> 00:43:45,619
I mean, you need a ride,
right?

988
00:43:45,621 --> 00:43:48,724
You could say, yeah.

989
00:43:49,724 --> 00:43:53,795
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, come on, what?

990
00:43:54,262 --> 00:43:57,599
- Everybody in the shot.
- Hoo-ray!!

991
00:43:59,434 --> 00:44:01,702
John, Delaney, Nate.

992
00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:04,204
- Don't tag me, don't tag me.
- I'm tagging you I got you.

993
00:44:04,206 --> 00:44:06,572
Use a filter, make
me a skinny as Delaney.

994
00:44:08,976 --> 00:44:10,476
You had a lot to drink girl.

995
00:44:10,478 --> 00:44:13,112
How did this is all get out?

996
00:44:13,114 --> 00:44:15,548
- You okay with that?
- I'm good.

997
00:44:15,550 --> 00:44:18,621
- All right, good night.
- Good night.

998
00:44:19,588 --> 00:44:22,555
I don't know what's up
with Ada wanting her to stay.

999
00:44:22,557 --> 00:44:25,391
That's a major policy
reversal.

1000
00:44:25,393 --> 00:44:28,662
I don't know maybe, you
know, Ada is just being nice.

1001
00:44:28,664 --> 00:44:31,731
Did Nate see anything or
John did he say anything

1002
00:44:31,733 --> 00:44:34,434
because we have to do
something about this, you know?

1003
00:44:34,436 --> 00:44:37,903
You know, can we just stop
talking about them right now

1004
00:44:37,905 --> 00:44:41,407
because I have something
very serious I wanna talk

1005
00:44:41,409 --> 00:44:44,077
- to you about.
- Wait, what is it?

1006
00:44:44,079 --> 00:44:47,349
Okay, I want us

1007
00:44:49,418 --> 00:44:51,184
to make a sex tape.

1008
00:44:53,588 --> 00:44:55,021
You know, I really
wanna make a statement.

1009
00:44:55,023 --> 00:44:59,527
I don't know what it is, you
know?

1010
00:44:59,827 --> 00:45:01,595
No, not really.

1011
00:45:01,597 --> 00:45:05,865
But I think you do, I
can see it in your eyes.

1012
00:45:05,867 --> 00:45:07,703
For my kind of people,

1013
00:45:09,505 --> 00:45:10,606
wrestless.

1014
00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:13,142
Fire in here.

1015
00:45:16,512 --> 00:45:17,778
Heartburn?

1016
00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:20,112
No, it's not a freaking
heartburn.

1017
00:45:20,114 --> 00:45:22,115
I can get that shit checked
out.

1018
00:45:27,121 --> 00:45:29,990
Thanks for letting her stay.

1019
00:45:29,992 --> 00:45:30,993
Mm-hmm.

1020
00:45:32,661 --> 00:45:33,793
Still mad at me?

1021
00:45:33,795 --> 00:45:34,797
Mm-hmm.

1022
00:45:36,164 --> 00:45:39,333
- You like being mad at me?
- No.

1023
00:45:39,335 --> 00:45:42,369
I'm mad because you brought
her here without asking.

1024
00:45:42,371 --> 00:45:44,570
I'm mad because I see
what you like about her.

1025
00:45:44,572 --> 00:45:47,574
She's magnetic and
unpredictable and attractive

1026
00:45:47,576 --> 00:45:49,642
but that's not me.

1027
00:45:49,644 --> 00:45:51,711
And I'm the person that you
chose to share your life with,

1028
00:45:51,713 --> 00:45:53,315
so it makes me mad.

1029
00:45:55,351 --> 00:46:01,590
Babe, hey, can I try

1030
00:46:01,655 --> 00:46:03,893
and make you not mad at me?

1031
00:46:05,994 --> 00:46:06,825
You can try.

1032
00:46:06,827 --> 00:46:08,662
A little payback for today.

1033
00:46:08,664 --> 00:46:10,066
- Oh, okay.
- Yep.

1034
00:46:11,065 --> 00:46:12,999
What are you gonna, oh, okay.

1035
00:46:43,030 --> 00:46:45,465
It's so fucking hot, huh?

1036
00:46:45,467 --> 00:46:47,068
No, no, no, wait.

1037
00:46:49,371 --> 00:46:51,407
Okay, all right.

1038
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:55,611
All right, oh, yeah.

1039
00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:00,447
I know you like that.

1040
00:47:00,449 --> 00:47:01,414
You like that?

1041
00:47:01,416 --> 00:47:02,548
You like that don't you?

1042
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,717
Yeah, you do, you like that
girl,

1043
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:06,385
fucking lone warrior.

1044
00:47:06,387 --> 00:47:07,220
Sweety, sweety, sweety.

1045
00:47:07,222 --> 00:47:08,054
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what?

1046
00:47:08,056 --> 00:47:09,990
Could maybe do less narrating?

1047
00:47:09,992 --> 00:47:12,224
Maybe could you just look at me

1048
00:47:12,226 --> 00:47:14,961
and let's see where it goes
babe.

1049
00:47:14,963 --> 00:47:17,396
Okay, but I just, all right.

1050
00:47:17,398 --> 00:47:19,999
You want a crazy wild
porn thing?

1051
00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:21,735
Well, yeah, kinda.

1052
00:47:21,737 --> 00:47:24,438
Babe, we're not porn stars.
We're us.

1053
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:27,407
Yeah, I know, maybe just one
time,

1054
00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:30,309
I thought maybe it could be
not about us, you know?

1055
00:47:30,311 --> 00:47:32,646
Just this one's for posterity.

1056
00:47:32,648 --> 00:47:33,813
We're in two different movies
here.

1057
00:47:33,815 --> 00:47:35,682
Okay, wait, wait,
wait, stop talking, okay?

1058
00:47:35,684 --> 00:47:37,083
Let's do it your way.

1059
00:47:37,085 --> 00:47:38,251
Okay.

1060
00:47:42,690 --> 00:47:44,257
Oh, I love you so much Harry.

1061
00:47:44,259 --> 00:47:46,927
I feel like I'm gonna
explode.

1062
00:47:46,929 --> 00:47:48,463
Oh, shit.

1063
00:47:51,465 --> 00:47:53,266
Did you just go soft?

1064
00:48:01,476 --> 00:48:02,478
What?

1065
00:48:05,981 --> 00:48:08,280
Let me get a glass of water
real quick.

1066
00:48:08,282 --> 00:48:10,619
There's water right there.

1067
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:14,720
I'm just gonna check on Nate,
you know.

1068
00:48:14,722 --> 00:48:17,324
Delaney is not gonna fuck
Nate.

1069
00:48:17,326 --> 00:48:18,324
Okay, I know.

1070
00:48:18,326 --> 00:48:21,563
Ada just don't be mad at me, all
right?

1071
00:48:26,201 --> 00:48:28,467
- Oh.
- Refill is over here.

1072
00:48:28,469 --> 00:48:31,139
Yeah, let's just top that off.

1073
00:48:32,074 --> 00:48:33,840
Why don't you have a
girlfriend?

1074
00:48:33,842 --> 00:48:35,008
Because I don't want one.

1075
00:48:35,010 --> 00:48:37,177
- You are lying.
- No.

1076
00:48:37,179 --> 00:48:40,079
I can tell, but yeah, it's
cool.

1077
00:48:40,081 --> 00:48:41,481
I fucking hate love.

1078
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:43,583
- To that.
- To that.

1079
00:48:43,585 --> 00:48:45,021
- Hey guys.
- Hey.

1080
00:48:46,387 --> 00:48:48,923
Hey, dad.

1081
00:48:49,257 --> 00:48:51,691
- What?
- It's the pants man

1082
00:48:51,693 --> 00:48:52,726
and the slippers.

1083
00:48:52,728 --> 00:48:54,927
And the guy in the pants and
slippers.

1084
00:48:54,929 --> 00:48:57,032
Oh, sure.

1085
00:48:59,068 --> 00:49:01,767
I'm just, you know, relaxing.

1086
00:49:01,769 --> 00:49:04,537
You want a little nip
off the bottle?

1087
00:49:04,539 --> 00:49:05,505
I'm all right, I'm good.

1088
00:49:05,507 --> 00:49:06,572
- Open up.
- You sure?

1089
00:49:06,574 --> 00:49:08,541
No, I'm good, I'm just
gonna, go back to bed.

1090
00:49:08,543 --> 00:49:09,708
Alrighty.

1091
00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:10,610
Goodnight.

1092
00:49:10,612 --> 00:49:12,112
For my peel.

1093
00:49:12,114 --> 00:49:13,746
Okay, all right.

1094
00:49:13,748 --> 00:49:16,184
Don't stay up too late now.

1095
00:49:17,351 --> 00:49:19,052
This whole thing looks a
little...

1096
00:49:19,054 --> 00:49:21,787
- Does that look straight?
- Yeah.

1097
00:49:21,789 --> 00:49:24,023
- Goodnight.
- Okay, goodnight.

1098
00:49:24,025 --> 00:49:26,191
- Sleep well buddy.
- Okay.

1099
00:49:26,193 --> 00:49:27,626
Alrighty.

1100
00:49:27,628 --> 00:49:30,231
Did you, never-mind it's fine.

1101
00:49:35,103 --> 00:49:36,470
What the fuck is wrong with
him?

1102
00:49:36,472 --> 00:49:38,304
I don't know.

1103
00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:39,706
Here's to John.

1104
00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:41,541
John's late night clementine.

1105
00:49:41,543 --> 00:49:43,744
May he get some help.

1106
00:49:43,746 --> 00:49:45,945
Oh God, it was the dumbest
thing I've ever done.

1107
00:49:45,947 --> 00:49:47,380
So stupid, I'm sorry.

1108
00:49:47,382 --> 00:49:49,215
Can we just forget it ever
happened?

1109
00:49:49,217 --> 00:49:51,284
Just take it back, could we just
rewind?

1110
00:49:51,286 --> 00:49:53,119
Can't you just wanna be with
me

1111
00:49:53,121 --> 00:49:55,387
instead of something in your
head?

1112
00:49:55,389 --> 00:49:58,657
- Babe I do.
- Your cock doesn't lie.

1113
00:49:58,659 --> 00:50:01,596
Oh, Stelli belly come on.

1114
00:50:01,762 --> 00:50:06,099
I want kids Harry and
that's never going to change.

1115
00:50:06,101 --> 00:50:08,400
I mean, I try to be the most
coolest

1116
00:50:08,402 --> 00:50:10,135
understanding wife I can be

1117
00:50:10,137 --> 00:50:12,171
and I love the Holy crap out of
you,

1118
00:50:12,173 --> 00:50:14,106
but every time you put on that
condom,

1119
00:50:14,108 --> 00:50:16,112
you are driving me away.

1120
00:50:20,782 --> 00:50:23,618
I need to be alone, can I be
alone?

1121
00:50:25,753 --> 00:50:27,123
You need to go!

1122
00:50:38,432 --> 00:50:41,137
Harry, everything okay?

1123
00:50:52,347 --> 00:50:55,650
You got anyone special in
here?

1124
00:50:55,949 --> 00:50:57,684
Awesome, ass spin class 120-

1125
00:50:57,686 --> 00:51:00,153
- Hey, stop it, I said don't do
that.

1126
00:51:00,155 --> 00:51:01,121
- All right?
- Jesus, dude.

1127
00:51:01,123 --> 00:51:02,891
Hands off my phone.

1128
00:51:04,226 --> 00:51:05,525
So you don't ever give names?

1129
00:51:05,527 --> 00:51:06,628
- No.
- Ever?

1130
00:51:08,028 --> 00:51:09,030
Rarely.

1131
00:51:11,065 --> 00:51:12,067
I love this.

1132
00:51:16,137 --> 00:51:18,738
Hot.

1133
00:51:18,740 --> 00:51:19,639
You like it?

1134
00:51:19,641 --> 00:51:21,574
Yep, terrible.

1135
00:51:21,576 --> 00:51:25,014
Busted, so you do love someone
special.

1136
00:51:26,081 --> 00:51:27,146
Is she pretty?

1137
00:51:27,148 --> 00:51:28,215
You're being nosy right now.

1138
00:51:28,217 --> 00:51:29,648
- Do you have a picture?
- Stop it.

1139
00:51:29,650 --> 00:51:31,519
- Do you love her?
- You know when to back off?

1140
00:51:31,585 --> 00:51:33,754
Because now is the time.

1141
00:51:33,989 --> 00:51:34,990
Okay.

1142
00:51:41,896 --> 00:51:42,898
Ada?

1143
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,001
Ada?

1144
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,909
Welcome freshman, you
wanna be a frat boy?

1145
00:51:55,710 --> 00:51:57,510
Is this hazing?

1146
00:51:57,512 --> 00:51:58,711
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

1147
00:51:58,713 --> 00:52:00,213
- You bet.
- Okay.

1148
00:52:00,215 --> 00:52:01,715
Wait, is this my mom's bed
sheet?

1149
00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:03,715
Shut up pledge.

1150
00:52:33,148 --> 00:52:37,586
Wow, oh, it's really in there,
Holy shit.

1151
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,791
I'm taking a break from
relationships,

1152
00:52:45,793 --> 00:52:50,330
but I'm also a very sexual
being,

1153
00:52:50,398 --> 00:52:53,068
so what do I do with that?

1154
00:52:55,304 --> 00:52:56,505
Jerk of.

1155
00:52:57,005 --> 00:53:03,179
Yeah, but I'm all about the
energy exchange, you know?

1156
00:53:04,278 --> 00:53:07,246
Have you ever played with
energies before?

1157
00:53:07,248 --> 00:53:09,751
Well, it's hot, but it's also,

1158
00:53:11,485 --> 00:53:15,023
it's totally safe, come on.

1159
00:53:23,797 --> 00:53:29,771
Like you get as close as
possible.

1160
00:53:32,807 --> 00:53:34,376
You don't touch.

1161
00:53:38,012 --> 00:53:41,516
Not everyone can handle it, but
that's okay.

1162
00:53:42,951 --> 00:53:44,950
'Cause when I meet someone who's
vibrating

1163
00:53:44,952 --> 00:53:46,788
on the same wavelength

1164
00:53:47,989 --> 00:53:50,326
it's fucking fireworks, man.

1165
00:53:51,659 --> 00:53:55,830
And why would anyone wanna
live without fireworks?

1166
00:54:05,873 --> 00:54:08,476
You sure you're
a lesbian?

1167
00:54:09,978 --> 00:54:11,313
Certified.

1168
00:54:13,248 --> 00:54:14,516
Are you feeling it?

1169
00:54:16,351 --> 00:54:22,257
- Yeah.
- This ache is my drug.

1170
00:54:30,931 --> 00:54:33,365
Oh, you got game girl.

1171
00:54:33,367 --> 00:54:35,834
- I will give you that.
- What?

1172
00:54:35,836 --> 00:54:38,704
No, no, stay in
it. Stop talking.

1173
00:54:38,706 --> 00:54:41,240
You know, usually this
is one where I have run,

1174
00:54:41,242 --> 00:54:42,742
you know, right into the end
zone.

1175
00:54:42,744 --> 00:54:44,276
And trust me vagetarian or not,

1176
00:54:44,278 --> 00:54:48,081
things would get pretty damn
interesting.

1177
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:51,351
But you see I know what
I'm doing, John doesn't.

1178
00:54:51,353 --> 00:54:54,186
So don't you dare go throwing
this at him, you hear me?

1179
00:54:54,188 --> 00:54:55,688
It's an official warning.

1180
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:59,126
You're literally not making
any sense.

1181
00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:00,562
And you suck.

1182
00:55:01,563 --> 00:55:03,231
What's your problem.

1183
00:55:04,132 --> 00:55:05,634
Girls like you,

1184
00:55:07,469 --> 00:55:09,304
but I'm working on it.

1185
00:55:13,942 --> 00:55:16,744
Ah, yeah, it's,

1186
00:55:16,811 --> 00:55:18,646
okay, yup, small note.

1187
00:55:19,614 --> 00:55:22,315
Love the enthusiasm and
I love the Toga thing,

1188
00:55:22,317 --> 00:55:26,219
but maybe dial it back
20% on the aggression.

1189
00:55:26,221 --> 00:55:28,054
I mean, I don't know
whether to buy you flowers

1190
00:55:28,056 --> 00:55:29,456
or file a police report.

1191
00:55:29,458 --> 00:55:33,061
Small note, learn
when not to give notes.

1192
00:55:34,596 --> 00:55:35,597
Ah.

1193
00:55:39,668 --> 00:55:41,570
- Oh, hell no.
- What?

1194
00:55:44,005 --> 00:55:46,007
Awe, ouch, stop it.

1195
00:55:47,976 --> 00:55:49,775
What are you doing here?

1196
00:55:49,777 --> 00:55:50,943
Stella kicked me out.

1197
00:55:50,945 --> 00:55:52,244
So you sleep downstairs.

1198
00:55:52,246 --> 00:55:53,445
I can't sleep those stairs
downstairs,

1199
00:55:53,447 --> 00:55:55,283
Delaney is downstairs.

1200
00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:58,784
Stella will kill me.

1201
00:55:58,786 --> 00:56:00,586
Please, let me just stay here,
okay?

1202
00:56:00,588 --> 00:56:02,153
I'll be really quiet I promise.

1203
00:56:02,155 --> 00:56:04,090
You won't even know him here.

1204
00:56:04,092 --> 00:56:06,862
- Quite as a mouse.
- Yes.

1205
00:56:12,467 --> 00:56:16,271
You got it Nate 'cause, aw,
ouch.

1206
00:56:22,443 --> 00:56:23,510
Are you real?

1207
00:56:25,146 --> 00:56:28,317
You are not from around here,
are you?

1208
00:56:32,019 --> 00:56:35,054
- Hawaii, the Pali coast.
- Yes.

1209
00:56:35,056 --> 00:56:36,688
In a boat.

1210
00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:38,057
- No.
- Oh, okay.

1211
00:56:38,059 --> 00:56:39,661
Whale watching?

1212
00:56:40,994 --> 00:56:44,065
No, I don't wanna watch
whales.

1213
00:56:44,632 --> 00:56:46,833
What, they're beautiful.

1214
00:56:46,835 --> 00:56:48,900
They are but I don't wanna lok
at them.

1215
00:56:48,902 --> 00:56:51,570
Okay, wow, all right.

1216
00:56:51,572 --> 00:56:54,240
All right, this is a
little bit of a challenge.

1217
00:56:54,242 --> 00:56:58,414
I'm hungry, can you
make me some breakfast?

1218
00:56:59,481 --> 00:57:01,514
Me, you don't wanna see that.

1219
00:57:01,516 --> 00:57:03,182
- I do.
- It's gonna be a disaster.

1220
00:57:03,184 --> 00:57:05,217
You're gonna order me
something then.

1221
00:57:05,219 --> 00:57:08,420
I want pancakes, I want
blueberries, I want maple syrup.

1222
00:57:08,422 --> 00:57:09,757
Oh, no.

1223
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:11,693
I love you.

1224
00:57:59,907 --> 00:58:00,909
Stella.

1225
00:59:03,538 --> 00:59:04,873
Oh, come here.

1226
00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:17,883
She left me through a text.

1227
00:59:17,885 --> 00:59:20,489
She shouldn't have done that.

1228
00:59:40,007 --> 00:59:41,676
No, no, no.

1229
00:59:42,878 --> 00:59:44,479
This isn't working.

1230
00:59:45,579 --> 00:59:48,313
I came here to support you.

1231
00:59:48,315 --> 00:59:50,483
She fucking lied to me.

1232
00:59:50,485 --> 00:59:55,588
She lied to me she said she
wanted to get a house and a dog.

1233
00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:56,421
She lied.

1234
00:59:56,423 --> 00:59:59,094
Awe, honey I know you're hurt.

1235
01:00:00,527 --> 01:00:02,095
- Look at me.
- Yeah.

1236
01:00:02,097 --> 01:00:04,863
- She doesn't deserve you.
- Okay.

1237
01:00:04,865 --> 01:00:06,201
- Okay?
- Mm-hmm.

1238
01:00:20,547 --> 01:00:21,549
Oh my God.

1239
01:00:34,728 --> 01:00:37,295
Ada, look who stopped by.

1240
01:00:37,297 --> 01:00:40,266
- Good morning.
- Well, hello you.

1241
01:00:40,268 --> 01:00:42,867
I am not crashing your party,
I promise.

1242
01:00:42,869 --> 01:00:44,403
It's just Delaney is
going through a little bit

1243
01:00:44,405 --> 01:00:47,072
of a rough patch and asked
me to come by for a bit.

1244
01:00:47,074 --> 01:00:49,041
That is so sweet of you.

1245
01:00:49,043 --> 01:00:50,575
Oh, do you guys have
everything you need?

1246
01:00:50,577 --> 01:00:51,909
Do you need more towels?

1247
01:00:51,911 --> 01:00:54,546
No, we're good, we're good.

1248
01:00:54,548 --> 01:00:57,048
Oh, and did John get
the barbecue to work?

1249
01:00:57,050 --> 01:00:58,217
He did.

1250
01:00:58,219 --> 01:01:01,222
- Ah, such a genius that boy.
- Yeah.

1251
01:01:03,490 --> 01:01:06,958
Oh, she looks just like
John in this picture.

1252
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,494
Oh, Ada you have to send this to
me.

1253
01:01:09,496 --> 01:01:11,396
Okay, yeah, sure I'll send it
to you.

1254
01:01:11,398 --> 01:01:13,733
I didn't know you guys were so
close.

1255
01:01:13,735 --> 01:01:15,001
Oh, Naomi saved my life.

1256
01:01:15,003 --> 01:01:17,003
Oh, Delaney don't be so
dramatic.

1257
01:01:17,005 --> 01:01:20,305
No, seriously, my parents
were completely checked out.

1258
01:01:20,307 --> 01:01:22,608
And you were really there for
me.

1259
01:01:22,610 --> 01:01:24,512
Like a second mother?

1260
01:01:25,512 --> 01:01:28,182
No, like a confidant.

1261
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,615
Awe, I got to hear all of her
troubles.

1262
01:01:30,617 --> 01:01:33,586
Mm-hmm. She's a real saint.

1263
01:01:33,588 --> 01:01:34,586
Oh, I'm not a saint.

1264
01:01:34,588 --> 01:01:35,420
Yes, you are.

1265
01:01:35,422 --> 01:01:36,990
- No, I'm not.
- Yes.

1266
01:01:36,992 --> 01:01:38,090
No, I'm not.

1267
01:01:38,092 --> 01:01:39,626
I bet, I bet.

1268
01:01:39,628 --> 01:01:41,528
Oh my gosh, she just
looks like John there too,

1269
01:01:41,530 --> 01:01:42,996
- doesn't she?
- Give me a second.

1270
01:01:42,998 --> 01:01:43,929
Acting like John.

1271
01:01:43,931 --> 01:01:45,164
She looks a little bit like
me, right?

1272
01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:48,099
Oh, yeah, but she kinda acts
like John.

1273
01:01:48,101 --> 01:01:49,836
Her smiling, I don't think-

1274
01:01:49,838 --> 01:01:53,139
- She's literally a
motherfucker.

1275
01:01:53,141 --> 01:01:56,708
I'm having like 17 kinds
of freuidian issues right now.

1276
01:01:56,710 --> 01:01:59,144
Do you know what it's
been like to be me?

1277
01:01:59,146 --> 01:02:02,447
To know that she's in
your head taking up space

1278
01:02:02,449 --> 01:02:04,048
and I'm here feeling in my gut

1279
01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,517
like there's something wrong
with her,

1280
01:02:06,519 --> 01:02:09,021
but trying to be better for
you 'cause she's not that bad.

1281
01:02:09,023 --> 01:02:11,190
She's okay, she's okay,
but she's not okay.

1282
01:02:11,192 --> 01:02:15,228
She's not okay, she's
a hot little monster.

1283
01:02:15,829 --> 01:02:19,030
She's so cute and
just like John.

1284
01:02:19,032 --> 01:02:20,034
Mm-hmm.

1285
01:02:22,570 --> 01:02:25,670
Wait, do you remember,
remember when we did your car?

1286
01:02:25,672 --> 01:02:28,240
Oh, I wanted to kill you boys.

1287
01:02:28,242 --> 01:02:29,742
So John and I and some
friends,

1288
01:02:29,744 --> 01:02:32,811
we all picked up her tiny little
Mercedes

1289
01:02:32,813 --> 01:02:35,847
and we set it down
sideways in the driveway.

1290
01:02:35,849 --> 01:02:38,016
- Ha ha.
- She was so mad.

1291
01:02:38,018 --> 01:02:39,318
- Yeah, I was mad.
- Sorry.

1292
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,086
- Still mad.
- Mom!

1293
01:02:41,088 --> 01:02:41,920
- Oh.
- Oh shit,

1294
01:02:41,922 --> 01:02:42,854
hide the pot everybody.

1295
01:02:42,856 --> 01:02:43,988
Oh, no I found it.

1296
01:02:43,990 --> 01:02:46,191
She brought it!

1297
01:02:46,193 --> 01:02:48,059
What are you doing here?

1298
01:02:48,061 --> 01:02:50,829
I just wanted to come
by and check on Delaney.

1299
01:02:50,831 --> 01:02:53,032
Oh, how are you doing
today kiddo, you all right?

1300
01:02:53,034 --> 01:02:56,568
She just needs a little moral
support.

1301
01:02:56,570 --> 01:02:57,436
Who would like one?

1302
01:02:57,438 --> 01:02:59,072
- Ah.
- Come on.

1303
01:02:59,074 --> 01:03:00,606
Can you feed that to me?

1304
01:03:00,608 --> 01:03:01,773
Yeah, wasn't you on a cleanse?

1305
01:03:01,775 --> 01:03:04,075
You're the best, it
will be good for you.

1306
01:03:04,077 --> 01:03:04,943
I didn't do it.

1307
01:03:04,945 --> 01:03:08,046
Best croissant I've ever had.

1308
01:03:08,048 --> 01:03:11,887
Arg, what happened to
my beautiful fountain?

1309
01:03:14,521 --> 01:03:18,090
I need to get the gardener
back here.

1310
01:03:18,092 --> 01:03:20,526
You're getting older.

1311
01:03:20,528 --> 01:03:21,797
Yeah, I am.

1312
01:03:27,534 --> 01:03:29,870
I'm glad that you're here.

1313
01:03:31,038 --> 01:03:33,307
I'm getting married again.

1314
01:03:34,742 --> 01:03:36,043
- What?
- Yeah.

1315
01:03:37,077 --> 01:03:40,947
- John didn't say anything?
- Well, I haven't told John.

1316
01:03:40,949 --> 01:03:43,249
- His name is Dan.
- Mm-hmm.

1317
01:03:43,251 --> 01:03:44,782
He's a real estate developer.

1318
01:03:44,784 --> 01:03:46,552
He's divorced, he has two kids

1319
01:03:46,554 --> 01:03:48,420
and we've been dating about a
year.

1320
01:03:48,422 --> 01:03:50,255
Why are you doing this?

1321
01:03:50,257 --> 01:03:54,092
You don't need to do this,
Robert almost ruined your life.

1322
01:03:54,094 --> 01:03:58,065
I wanna be happy, actually
happy.

1323
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,135
I deserve that.

1324
01:04:02,302 --> 01:04:06,775
I want, I want a real
relationship again.

1325
01:04:07,907 --> 01:04:09,407
And I want you to have that.

1326
01:04:09,409 --> 01:04:11,443
With someone I can
curl up with at night.

1327
01:04:11,445 --> 01:04:14,780
I want someone who will
discuss homeowner's insurance

1328
01:04:14,782 --> 01:04:18,418
who might surprise me
with the trip to Tuscany.

1329
01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,088
I want those things.

1330
01:04:21,289 --> 01:04:22,787
You can't keep your hands off
of me,

1331
01:04:22,789 --> 01:04:24,356
but you're leaving me?

1332
01:04:24,358 --> 01:04:25,925
No, I'll still be here for
you.

1333
01:04:25,927 --> 01:04:28,293
Oh, fuck you Naomi.

1334
01:04:28,295 --> 01:04:32,430
Have fun with your tired
old man in fucking Tuscany.

1335
01:05:07,168 --> 01:05:09,400
- Bye.
- Bye Mom, bye.

1336
01:05:09,402 --> 01:05:12,170
- Thank you.
- Bye Naomi.

1337
01:05:12,172 --> 01:05:13,472
It's good to see her.

1338
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,577
- You claim bags or what?
- Let's get the bags.

1339
01:05:24,217 --> 01:05:25,550
- Oh.
- Nice.

1340
01:05:25,552 --> 01:05:27,221
Here we go, spicy.

1341
01:05:30,190 --> 01:05:33,093
- Oh, that was terrible.
- Easy there.

1342
01:05:34,762 --> 01:05:37,162
Ah, oh, hit the board at that
time.

1343
01:05:37,164 --> 01:05:40,066
- Watch this.
- You guys suck.

1344
01:05:40,068 --> 01:05:42,068
Yo, so what happened last
night?

1345
01:05:42,070 --> 01:05:45,006
How did a Stella kick your ass
out?

1346
01:05:47,373 --> 01:05:50,041
I don't really wanna talk
about it.

1347
01:05:50,043 --> 01:05:51,209
It's all right we respect
that.

1348
01:05:51,211 --> 01:05:53,378
Yeah, man, we totally respect
that.

1349
01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:56,050
Your privacy is important to us.

1350
01:05:57,217 --> 01:05:58,918
- Okay. It's just-
- No, don't talk about it.

1351
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:01,052
You don't wanna talk about
it, don't talk about it.

1352
01:06:01,054 --> 01:06:02,889
I don't really wanna
get into it, you know?

1353
01:06:02,891 --> 01:06:05,057
Yeah, just, yeah.

1354
01:06:05,059 --> 01:06:07,793
Okay, let's just say that I'm
struggling

1355
01:06:07,795 --> 01:06:11,298
with some body image issues.

1356
01:06:11,365 --> 01:06:13,900
Well, dude, I mean, you
could always do more cardio.

1357
01:06:13,902 --> 01:06:16,135
I mean, you're never gonna
be shredded, but, you know.

1358
01:06:16,137 --> 01:06:19,641
No, not my body, her body.

1359
01:06:25,246 --> 01:06:27,282
- Okay, well.
- My body

1360
01:06:42,896 --> 01:06:44,630
When I first started
hanging out with Stella,

1361
01:06:44,632 --> 01:06:47,099
she was this big girl, I was
like,

1362
01:06:47,101 --> 01:06:50,135
yeah, I can't hang out with
her for awhile, you know,

1363
01:06:50,137 --> 01:06:52,403
get a drink, eat some pizza,

1364
01:06:52,405 --> 01:06:55,076
fuck around a little bit, right?

1365
01:06:56,077 --> 01:06:58,776
I mean, I didn't think
it was gonna go anywhere.

1366
01:06:58,778 --> 01:07:02,016
And then I fell for her.

1367
01:07:02,583 --> 01:07:06,686
Well, but this whole time
I was thinking, you know,

1368
01:07:06,688 --> 01:07:09,121
she'll lose the weight one day,
you know?

1369
01:07:09,123 --> 01:07:11,356
And what, here we are five years
later

1370
01:07:11,358 --> 01:07:14,761
and she really wants a baby

1371
01:07:14,996 --> 01:07:18,032
and I'm afraid

1372
01:07:18,132 --> 01:07:19,532
if we don't have one

1373
01:07:19,534 --> 01:07:21,633
that I'm gonna lose her.

1374
01:07:21,635 --> 01:07:25,706
And I just know though if
we started having kids,

1375
01:07:26,708 --> 01:07:29,144
it's like boom, perma-fat.

1376
01:07:30,811 --> 01:07:34,112
And then what, I'm that
fat guy with the fat wife

1377
01:07:34,114 --> 01:07:37,951
and I don't think I can
handle that, you know?

1378
01:07:39,219 --> 01:07:42,322
Listen, just take this in.

1379
01:07:43,623 --> 01:07:46,124
You are a schlubby geek, all
right?

1380
01:07:46,126 --> 01:07:48,827
- No, stop.
- No, listen, no, no.

1381
01:07:48,829 --> 01:07:52,898
While your wife is
definitely curvy, she's hot.

1382
01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,166
Yeah, dude fat girl hot.

1383
01:07:55,168 --> 01:07:58,204
Yeah, come on, put a
baby in her already, Jesus!

1384
01:07:58,206 --> 01:08:00,072
You're lucky someone of
that caliber wants to mate

1385
01:08:00,074 --> 01:08:01,907
with you, snore-a-saurus.

1386
01:08:01,909 --> 01:08:03,141
- Yeah.
- I don't snore.

1387
01:08:03,143 --> 01:08:05,711
I mean, I can objectify
chubby girls too.

1388
01:08:05,713 --> 01:08:09,148
And I can't believe I'm gonna
say this,

1389
01:08:09,150 --> 01:08:12,318
I've been staring at her boobs
for years.

1390
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,153
- You have?
- Yeah, oh hell yeah.

1391
01:08:14,155 --> 01:08:17,389
Of course, I mean, I hope I'm
not crossing the line here

1392
01:08:17,391 --> 01:08:18,857
but I've been thinking
about hitting that since

1393
01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:21,360
you guys started dating
hypothetically, hypothetically.

1394
01:08:21,362 --> 01:08:25,597
I would hit that so hard
hypothetically of course,

1395
01:08:25,599 --> 01:08:28,534
- but so hard.
- Yeah, seriously.

1396
01:08:28,536 --> 01:08:30,067
You guys are assholes.

1397
01:08:30,069 --> 01:08:31,202
Dude, if I was married to her,

1398
01:08:31,204 --> 01:08:33,071
I would be worshiping that ass.

1399
01:08:33,073 --> 01:08:35,374
Just bending it over the sink.

1400
01:08:35,376 --> 01:08:37,375
- Yeah, yeah.
- Laying in all sorts of pipe.

1401
01:08:37,377 --> 01:08:39,678
Yeah, for me, it's all
about eating at the Y,

1402
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:40,611
you know what I'm saying?

1403
01:08:40,613 --> 01:08:42,046
I'd be like, "Hey Stella, pack
your lunch

1404
01:08:42,048 --> 01:08:43,115
'cause I'm down here for a
while."

1405
01:08:43,117 --> 01:08:46,287
Fuck you, fuck you guys

1406
01:08:46,386 --> 01:08:48,352
that's my wife we're talking
about here.

1407
01:08:48,354 --> 01:08:49,687
All right.

1408
01:08:49,689 --> 01:08:51,223
- Fuck you.
- Hypothetical.

1409
01:08:51,225 --> 01:08:52,391
Yeah, totes.

1410
01:08:52,393 --> 01:08:54,726
Yeah, I mean, Nate
and I may have discussed

1411
01:08:54,728 --> 01:08:56,629
on many drunken occasions what
we'd do to her.

1412
01:08:56,631 --> 01:08:58,598
Yeah, meat slapper.

1413
01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:02,233
I just let her sit on
my face for like an hour.

1414
01:09:02,235 --> 01:09:03,803
Just straight up hour.

1415
01:09:03,805 --> 01:09:05,470
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

1416
01:09:05,472 --> 01:09:07,071
Work the speed bag.

1417
01:09:07,073 --> 01:09:09,875
Fuck you guys that's my wife.

1418
01:09:09,877 --> 01:09:11,410
I'd do a puppet show
just with her booby.

1419
01:09:11,412 --> 01:09:13,579
Just paint them up like little
frogs.

1420
01:09:13,581 --> 01:09:14,582
I hate you guys.

1421
01:09:14,716 --> 01:09:16,717
- I haven't heard that one.
- You guys are assholes.

1422
01:09:16,750 --> 01:09:19,386
Daily motor boats but
that's a given, right?

1423
01:09:20,253 --> 01:09:22,720
- Hey, fuck you.
- Okay.

1424
01:09:22,722 --> 01:09:24,822
But, but thank you.

1425
01:09:24,824 --> 01:09:26,459
All right now go your wife.

1426
01:09:26,461 --> 01:09:28,660
Get up right now, get up before
I do.

1427
01:09:28,662 --> 01:09:31,664
Seriously, 'cause I'm half
mast right now,

1428
01:09:31,666 --> 01:09:32,731
just talking about it.

1429
01:09:32,733 --> 01:09:33,632
Fuck you.

1430
01:09:33,634 --> 01:09:35,467
I'm married so it's all
fucking dead.

1431
01:09:35,469 --> 01:09:36,434
Yeah.

1432
01:09:42,810 --> 01:09:44,576
You guys are gonna pick
up her by three, right?

1433
01:09:44,578 --> 01:09:45,811
Yeah, we're gonna be there by
three.

1434
01:09:45,813 --> 01:09:47,412
Luna, Luna, Luna.

1435
01:09:47,414 --> 01:09:51,685
Look at your mama, look
your mama, look at, okay.

1436
01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:04,863
You want me to help
you with that?

1437
01:10:04,865 --> 01:10:06,033
I'll get that.

1438
01:10:07,435 --> 01:10:12,207
Shit, all right, got it.

1439
01:10:13,841 --> 01:10:16,141
What'd you do, steal
a whole set of towels.

1440
01:10:16,143 --> 01:10:17,377
No.

1441
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:24,385
Stella I'm sorry about last
night.

1442
01:10:26,887 --> 01:10:29,321
You're so beautiful.

1443
01:10:29,323 --> 01:10:33,328
When I look at your face, I just
melt.

1444
01:10:35,162 --> 01:10:38,566
When I stare at your tits, I get
so hard.

1445
01:10:40,134 --> 01:10:43,737
When I look in your eyes, I'm
home.

1446
01:10:49,577 --> 01:10:51,744
- I love you Stella.
- I love you too.

1447
01:10:51,746 --> 01:10:53,512
- I love you.
- I love you.

1448
01:11:02,523 --> 01:11:03,891
Wait.

1449
01:11:08,429 --> 01:11:10,396
I know I asked for more eye
contact.

1450
01:11:10,398 --> 01:11:12,531
- Yeah.
- Maybe a little too much.

1451
01:11:12,533 --> 01:11:15,599
Oh, thank God, it's totally
awkward.

1452
01:11:15,601 --> 01:11:17,704
Didn't work at all, okay.

1453
01:11:18,838 --> 01:11:21,706
Oh wait, wait, I think
I packed the condoms.

1454
01:11:21,708 --> 01:11:24,511
No, no condoms.

1455
01:11:26,012 --> 01:11:28,015
I'ma knock you up wifey.

1456
01:11:29,850 --> 01:11:32,520
- Is that good with you?
- Hella good.

1457
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:44,528
Hey, I was looking for you.

1458
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:47,201
I need your help with something.

1459
01:11:48,068 --> 01:11:50,070
- Let's do it.
- Come on.

1460
01:11:55,143 --> 01:11:57,942
It's actually just right
there.

1461
01:11:57,944 --> 01:12:00,614
If you wanna grab that end here.

1462
01:12:08,655 --> 01:12:09,988
Yeah, and take it where?

1463
01:12:09,990 --> 01:12:11,123
Just hang on one second.

1464
01:12:11,125 --> 01:12:14,460
Just because I shot something
super interesting today.

1465
01:12:14,462 --> 01:12:15,563
Look at that.

1466
01:12:22,469 --> 01:12:23,770
Are you a voyeur or what?

1467
01:12:23,837 --> 01:12:25,903
I'm a voyeur that's where
you're going with this?

1468
01:12:25,905 --> 01:12:27,238
You're kissing my mother-in-law.

1469
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,641
Yeah, but you were videotaping
it.

1470
01:12:29,643 --> 01:12:31,343
You're much more
interesting than I thought.

1471
01:12:31,345 --> 01:12:33,143
Okay, don't even
start that shit with me.

1472
01:12:33,145 --> 01:12:35,479
Wow, you're not nearly as
pretty when you're judging me.

1473
01:12:35,481 --> 01:12:36,581
I'm not judging you.

1474
01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:38,116
Yeah, you're judging me.

1475
01:12:38,118 --> 01:12:41,018
Nobody gave a about me
except for John and Naomi.

1476
01:12:41,020 --> 01:12:43,120
They're the only people in
the world that cared about me.

1477
01:12:43,122 --> 01:12:44,923
So you had an affair with
your best friend's mother

1478
01:12:44,925 --> 01:12:46,491
because she was nice to you?

1479
01:12:46,493 --> 01:12:47,525
It was much more than that.

1480
01:12:47,527 --> 01:12:49,864
- Really?
- I was 19.

1481
01:12:50,264 --> 01:12:51,830
John was away at college

1482
01:12:51,832 --> 01:12:55,032
and I had just broken
up with my girlfriend.

1483
01:12:55,034 --> 01:12:57,969
Naomi was a wreck, she was
going through her divorce

1484
01:12:57,971 --> 01:12:59,974
and I lived at her house

1485
01:13:00,807 --> 01:13:05,376
and we talked and we became
close and

1486
01:13:05,378 --> 01:13:07,381
I fell in love with her.

1487
01:13:07,448 --> 01:13:09,447
And she freaked and I kept
pushing it,

1488
01:13:09,449 --> 01:13:12,519
but eventually it became this
loving,

1489
01:13:13,386 --> 01:13:15,120
open healing thing,

1490
01:13:15,122 --> 01:13:18,825
but now that's over too.

1491
01:13:18,958 --> 01:13:20,291
She's 25 years older than you.

1492
01:13:20,293 --> 01:13:24,830
So, what if I was hooking
up with a rich older man,

1493
01:13:24,832 --> 01:13:25,696
would you be as shocked?

1494
01:13:25,698 --> 01:13:27,299
It's Luna's grandma.

1495
01:13:27,301 --> 01:13:30,371
- So it's just a woman.
- It's creepy.

1496
01:13:31,639 --> 01:13:32,640
Wow!

1497
01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,639
What?

1498
01:13:34,641 --> 01:13:35,874
I really thought you'd
be more understanding.

1499
01:13:35,876 --> 01:13:38,009
You thought I would be
understanding?

1500
01:13:38,011 --> 01:13:39,811
- Yeah.
- You know what I understand

1501
01:13:39,813 --> 01:13:41,847
that you have zero boundaries

1502
01:13:41,849 --> 01:13:45,518
and you have a pathological
need to plug into my husband

1503
01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:49,155
to prop your life up and
guess what, that ends now.

1504
01:13:49,157 --> 01:13:51,690
No texting, no Skyping, no
nothing.

1505
01:13:51,692 --> 01:13:54,992
And if you don't, I'll
show this to my husband.

1506
01:13:54,994 --> 01:13:56,327
- Go ahead.
- Yeah?

1507
01:13:56,329 --> 01:13:57,161
I don't care.

1508
01:13:57,163 --> 01:13:59,063
Oh, I think you do care.

1509
01:13:59,065 --> 01:14:01,032
'Cause if not, you would have
told him a long time ago.

1510
01:14:01,034 --> 01:14:05,202
I know you think I'm this
sweet wifey, mother, girl,

1511
01:14:05,204 --> 01:14:08,238
but I will fuck your up in a
minute.

1512
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:09,775
- If you don't take a
- No wonder he hates you.

1513
01:14:09,777 --> 01:14:11,576
step back, girl.

1514
01:14:11,578 --> 01:14:12,410
He don't hate me.

1515
01:14:12,412 --> 01:14:13,245
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?

1516
01:14:13,247 --> 01:14:15,414
Yeah, no wonder he does.

1517
01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,782
He loves you, but he hates you.

1518
01:14:17,784 --> 01:14:19,550
He tries to think of
all kinds of different ways

1519
01:14:19,552 --> 01:14:23,724
to escape, but he just stays
half miserable.

1520
01:14:24,890 --> 01:14:27,192
- Guess what?
- Hmm?

1521
01:14:27,194 --> 01:14:28,696
That's marriage.

1522
01:14:33,067 --> 01:14:34,566
We're getting a minivan.

1523
01:14:37,537 --> 01:14:39,103
Yeah.

1524
01:15:08,001 --> 01:15:09,003
Hey.

1525
01:15:10,237 --> 01:15:11,239
Hey D.

1526
01:15:14,173 --> 01:15:16,077
- You okay?
- No.

1527
01:15:17,845 --> 01:15:20,347
I fucked up really bad.

1528
01:15:31,190 --> 01:15:32,523
It's gonna be okay D.

1529
01:15:32,525 --> 01:15:34,028
You're gonna be okay.

1530
01:15:39,432 --> 01:15:41,601
Ah! Ah!

1531
01:15:44,770 --> 01:15:45,773
Fuck you.

1532
01:16:01,188 --> 01:16:04,121
Maybe you just need
a little break, right?

1533
01:16:04,123 --> 01:16:08,026
I mean, that's totally
cool, we can do that.

1534
01:16:08,028 --> 01:16:11,399
That's fine, you can come back.

1535
01:16:11,798 --> 01:16:13,898
Nate, this was always headed
towards

1536
01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:15,700
- the end of the cliff, right?
- No.

1537
01:16:15,702 --> 01:16:16,901
We always said that.

1538
01:16:16,903 --> 01:16:21,005
No, this is not a cliff, okay,
this is just the beginning.

1539
01:16:21,007 --> 01:16:24,476
Alright, we said we were gonna
really try you and me, right?

1540
01:16:24,478 --> 01:16:26,678
We're gonna really try it.

1541
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:30,418
I can't, I can't Nathan.

1542
01:16:31,184 --> 01:16:34,018
I tried, but I just can't do it.

1543
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:36,090
I'm like wedged in two.

1544
01:16:37,390 --> 01:16:39,159
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.

1545
01:16:40,493 --> 01:16:41,561
I love you.

1546
01:16:43,329 --> 01:16:44,497
Love you.

1547
01:16:48,601 --> 01:16:49,604
Bye.

1548
01:16:58,744 --> 01:16:59,747
Fuck.

1549
01:17:03,949 --> 01:17:07,885
Why does it always start off
so amazing in the beginning

1550
01:17:07,887 --> 01:17:10,354
and then turned to shit.

1551
01:17:10,356 --> 01:17:13,290
What's wrong with me John?

1552
01:17:13,292 --> 01:17:14,459
What's wrong with me?

1553
01:17:14,461 --> 01:17:18,298
Nothing, D you're a great
really.

1554
01:17:18,398 --> 01:17:20,098
It's just, you know,

1555
01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:22,267
maybe sometimes your choices are
a little-

1556
01:17:22,269 --> 01:17:24,436
- I think I give too much of
myself.

1557
01:17:24,438 --> 01:17:28,940
You know, when I'm in it
I'm so in it, you know?

1558
01:17:28,942 --> 01:17:31,779
Maybe I need to learn to hold
back

1559
01:17:33,479 --> 01:17:38,485
and figure out how to stop
making the people I love hate me.

1560
01:17:46,627 --> 01:17:49,597
Nate, what's wrong?

1561
01:17:51,297 --> 01:17:55,435
Ah, fuck, she,

1562
01:17:56,470 --> 01:17:59,571
she said she couldn't do it
anymore.

1563
01:18:01,073 --> 01:18:03,411
Natey, I'm so sorry.

1564
01:18:06,145 --> 01:18:07,581
Did you love her?

1565
01:18:10,917 --> 01:18:11,919
Yeah.

1566
01:18:13,453 --> 01:18:16,853
Why didn't you ever bring her
around?

1567
01:18:16,855 --> 01:18:18,958
Ankle monitor, camel toe?

1568
01:18:22,362 --> 01:18:24,965
- Married.
- Ouch.

1569
01:18:31,938 --> 01:18:36,808
You know life is just one
repeated loop of nut punches.

1570
01:18:36,810 --> 01:18:37,812
Yep.

1571
01:18:39,945 --> 01:18:42,349
Why does everyone leave me?

1572
01:18:43,951 --> 01:18:45,550
I don't leave.

1573
01:18:53,726 --> 01:18:55,996
I love you Johnny.

1574
01:19:17,182 --> 01:19:18,185
Wait.

1575
01:19:18,984 --> 01:19:20,587
No, no, no.

1576
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:39,940
What's going through your mind
John?

1577
01:19:43,277 --> 01:19:45,376
- Hey.
- Hey.

1578
01:19:45,378 --> 01:19:47,077
When I come home at night,

1579
01:19:47,079 --> 01:19:48,412
I usually just sit in the
driveway

1580
01:19:48,414 --> 01:19:51,116
for about 10 minutes looking at
my phone

1581
01:19:51,118 --> 01:19:53,387
'cause I don't wanna go in.

1582
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:02,561
Unfortunately Mr.
Goodson it is

1583
01:20:02,563 --> 01:20:05,900
an aggressive form of prostate
cancer.

1584
01:20:10,235 --> 01:20:12,139
That sucks I'm sorry.

1585
01:20:14,373 --> 01:20:17,208
Don't worry babe, we got this.

1586
01:20:39,798 --> 01:20:43,737
You, Mister, are a freaking
idiot.

1587
01:20:44,503 --> 01:20:49,775
Thanks, look D we got,

1588
01:20:50,275 --> 01:20:53,012
this is not, we can't.

1589
01:20:53,747 --> 01:20:56,348
I know you want this John,

1590
01:20:56,350 --> 01:20:58,352
so let's give it a shot.

1591
01:21:01,287 --> 01:21:02,622
I love Ada.

1592
01:21:03,989 --> 01:21:04,992
I love Luna.

1593
01:21:06,326 --> 01:21:08,192
I love my life, D.

1594
01:21:08,194 --> 01:21:10,361
But you said you were
miserable.

1595
01:21:10,363 --> 01:21:11,698
And I love it.

1596
01:21:13,867 --> 01:21:15,536
It's gray scale.

1597
01:21:20,006 --> 01:21:22,174
I don't know, it's time to go.

1598
01:21:44,230 --> 01:21:46,664
Turn down the hot water heater.

1599
01:21:46,666 --> 01:21:48,299
Put away the pool stuff.

1600
01:21:48,301 --> 01:21:50,134
You are wet.

1601
01:21:50,136 --> 01:21:54,004
Yeah, just horsing
around and being an idiot.

1602
01:21:54,006 --> 01:21:55,842
Jesus Christ, Naomi.

1603
01:21:58,511 --> 01:22:00,076
- I don't snore.
- No, it was literally,

1604
01:22:00,078 --> 01:22:01,479
they were souhnds that
I've never heard before.

1605
01:22:01,481 --> 01:22:02,713
That's not true, I don't
snore.

1606
01:22:02,715 --> 01:22:04,382
- Horrific.
- Babe tell him I don't snore.

1607
01:22:04,384 --> 01:22:05,916
- Like liquid and just-
- I'm don't snore.

1608
01:22:05,918 --> 01:22:07,218
Did Delaney leave?

1609
01:22:07,220 --> 01:22:08,719
I wanted to say goodbye.

1610
01:22:08,721 --> 01:22:11,889
Oh shit, I totally forgot
to pack the PlayStation.

1611
01:22:11,891 --> 01:22:13,225
Let me get that.

1612
01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:16,495
You know you're literally
glowing right now.

1613
01:22:16,497 --> 01:22:18,995
I'm serious, you're
literally giving off light.

1614
01:22:18,997 --> 01:22:21,866
I had a wonderful time.

1615
01:22:21,868 --> 01:22:24,602
What do you wanna call our
kid?

1616
01:22:24,604 --> 01:22:26,403
How about Zula.

1617
01:22:29,109 --> 01:22:31,041
I think we should call our kid
Bob.

1618
01:22:31,043 --> 01:22:32,277
We're not calling our kid Bob.

1619
01:22:32,279 --> 01:22:35,046
Just Bob not even Robert, not
Robert.

1620
01:22:35,048 --> 01:22:39,017
Why don't you text me
Rachel Stumfold's number.

1621
01:22:39,019 --> 01:22:40,287
Humpfold.

1622
01:22:40,753 --> 01:22:43,354
- Rachel Humpfold's number.
- No.

1623
01:22:43,356 --> 01:22:44,188
Why not?

1624
01:22:44,190 --> 01:22:46,357
No, because you'll get my
hopes up

1625
01:22:46,359 --> 01:22:47,592
and then you'll disappoint me

1626
01:22:47,594 --> 01:22:51,530
and I'm really happy right now,
so no.

1627
01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:52,599
Is it here?

1628
01:22:59,773 --> 01:23:00,774
Thank you.

1629
01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:05,476
Stop it.

1630
01:23:05,478 --> 01:23:07,544
I cleaned the fridge, you were
right,

1631
01:23:07,546 --> 01:23:09,282
we got too much food.

1632
01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:12,583
What are you looking at?

1633
01:23:12,585 --> 01:23:15,652
I have to show you something
and you may not like it.

1634
01:23:17,224 --> 01:23:18,790
That sounds scary.

1635
01:23:22,061 --> 01:23:24,896
This is how I make sense of
the world.

1636
01:23:24,898 --> 01:23:28,834
There's something in here
that doesn't make any sense.

1637
01:23:28,836 --> 01:23:30,768
Okay, well.

1638
01:23:30,770 --> 01:23:33,606
You infuriate me, you know
that?

1639
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,175
And I love you

1640
01:23:36,909 --> 01:23:40,745
more than you could ever
wrap your stupid head around.

1641
01:23:40,747 --> 01:23:43,815
Were you watching our therapy
videos?

1642
01:23:43,817 --> 01:23:45,450
Maybe.

1643
01:23:45,452 --> 01:23:47,652
- Just a thought here Ada.
- What?

1644
01:23:47,654 --> 01:23:49,923
Kindness is key.

1645
01:23:50,689 --> 01:23:51,921
You know what, forget it.

1646
01:23:51,923 --> 01:23:54,092
It's just it's not fun right now

1647
01:23:54,094 --> 01:23:55,492
and I'm not happy where we are.

1648
01:23:55,494 --> 01:23:56,961
And I don't think this whole
honesty thing

1649
01:23:56,963 --> 01:23:59,296
is making anything better.

1650
01:23:59,298 --> 01:24:00,430
I wasn't horsing around,

1651
01:24:00,432 --> 01:24:03,501
I jumped in the pool
because Delaney kissed me.

1652
01:24:03,503 --> 01:24:06,273
What, what?

1653
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:09,976
Hey, aah!

1654
01:24:11,043 --> 01:24:12,843
Look, I didn't initiate it.

1655
01:24:12,845 --> 01:24:14,545
But you kissed her?

1656
01:24:14,547 --> 01:24:15,479
She kissed me.

1657
01:24:15,481 --> 01:24:17,283
You kissed her back?

1658
01:24:18,217 --> 01:24:21,052
Honestly, I have thought
about kissing Delaney Danton

1659
01:24:21,054 --> 01:24:23,787
since I was 10 years old.

1660
01:24:23,789 --> 01:24:25,490
Hands up.

1661
01:24:25,492 --> 01:24:27,023
In my mind if it ever
happened,

1662
01:24:27,025 --> 01:24:28,992
it was gonna be like infinite
perfection,

1663
01:24:28,994 --> 01:24:33,999
but it wasn't, it was just,
it was terrifying and gross.

1664
01:24:34,001 --> 01:24:35,833
You have the right to remain
silent.

1665
01:24:35,835 --> 01:24:39,303
But not barfed gross, but, you
know,

1666
01:24:39,305 --> 01:24:41,673
risking everything gross.

1667
01:24:41,675 --> 01:24:44,008
It was bullshit that I
let go on far too long

1668
01:24:44,010 --> 01:24:46,544
and I don't know why.

1669
01:24:46,546 --> 01:24:48,382
Listen, what I do know

1670
01:24:49,582 --> 01:24:52,518
is that you are the most
important,

1671
01:24:53,819 --> 01:24:57,256
beautiful, most exasperating,

1672
01:24:58,591 --> 01:25:00,393
best thing in my life.

1673
01:25:01,528 --> 01:25:04,195
And I love the shit out of you.

1674
01:25:04,197 --> 01:25:08,766
A real love, messy love
like I wanna kill you love.

1675
01:25:08,768 --> 01:25:10,436
Not in a bad way.

1676
01:25:12,671 --> 01:25:16,509
I wanna kill you because
you show me who I am.

1677
01:25:18,912 --> 01:25:21,181
Don't cry about it.

1678
01:25:25,217 --> 01:25:28,385
I have to tell you something
too.

1679
01:25:28,387 --> 01:25:29,419
What is it?

1680
01:25:31,958 --> 01:25:35,128
I think I'm gonna be a video
artist.

1681
01:25:37,596 --> 01:25:39,531
I don't really know what that
is

1682
01:25:39,533 --> 01:25:43,437
and I'm sure there's no
money in it, but great.

1683
01:25:45,305 --> 01:25:47,807
Don't. You kissed Delaney.

1684
01:25:48,541 --> 01:25:49,743
Okay.

1685
01:25:51,911 --> 01:25:53,643
- She kissed me.
- Shut up.

1686
01:25:53,645 --> 01:25:55,916
All right, I'm just saying.

1687
01:25:57,283 --> 01:25:58,982
10-25, suspect
captured?

1688
01:25:58,984 --> 01:25:59,884
What the?

1689
01:25:59,886 --> 01:26:02,120
10-15, suspect in
custody

1690
01:26:02,122 --> 01:26:05,223
- Holy shit!
- Are you kidding me.

1691
01:26:06,391 --> 01:26:08,759
Ah, what do we do,
what should we do Ada?

1692
01:26:08,761 --> 01:26:10,061
How about nothing.

1693
01:26:10,063 --> 01:26:11,795
Should I call my mom,
I'm gonna call my mom.

1694
01:26:11,797 --> 01:26:12,830
Should I call my mom?

1695
01:26:12,832 --> 01:26:15,833
Why don't you just let
her get in that police car

1696
01:26:15,835 --> 01:26:20,239
and ride out of our lives
then call your mother.

1697
01:26:20,907 --> 01:26:21,909
Okay.

1698
01:26:43,296 --> 01:26:44,129
Let's go.

1699
01:26:45,097 --> 01:26:47,130
So that whole Delaney
situation,

1700
01:26:47,132 --> 01:26:48,799
pretty much ridiculous.

1701
01:26:48,801 --> 01:26:51,138
- Yeah.
- Yep.

1702
01:26:57,310 --> 01:27:00,510
You're gonna be okay.

1703
01:27:00,512 --> 01:27:02,015
See you next week.

1704
01:27:04,784 --> 01:27:06,953
We have 30 more minutes.

1705
01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:13,324
Motor boat, scoter boat all
day long.

1706
01:27:13,326 --> 01:27:16,559
Give me that, give the phone.

1707
01:27:16,561 --> 01:27:18,530
You guys stop it, you guys.

1708
01:27:18,532 --> 01:27:22,032
Hey, do I have to turn
the van around or what?

1709
01:27:22,034 --> 01:27:23,299
He started it, he
started it.

1710
01:27:23,301 --> 01:27:25,370
Please God,
get me to the airport,

1711
01:27:25,372 --> 01:27:28,807
I cannot stand to see your
faces any longer.

1712
01:27:31,377 --> 01:27:36,383
♪ Winter falls a blanket
calls, I let you down ♪

1713
01:27:38,984 --> 01:27:42,820
♪ Been a little lonely since
we left the big city ♪

1714
01:27:42,822 --> 01:27:47,324
♪ For the sleepy old town ♪

1715
01:27:47,326 --> 01:27:50,494
♪ We sit and stare separate ♪

1716
01:27:50,496 --> 01:27:54,833
♪ But they're thinking
you need me now ♪

1717
01:27:54,835 --> 01:27:57,067
♪ You got your eyes looking down ♪

1718
01:27:57,069 --> 01:28:02,074
♪ But you're good at facing
facts, hoping I'll come around ♪

1719
01:28:03,510 --> 01:28:08,515
♪ Oooh, oooh, oooh ♪

1720
01:28:10,182 --> 01:28:15,188
♪ But I don't know how ♪

1721
01:28:19,759 --> 01:28:25,631
♪ You say my name I turn
away from the little things ♪

1722
01:28:27,399 --> 01:28:32,370
♪ They say that everyone has
changed they all look the same ♪

1723
01:28:32,372 --> 01:28:36,074
♪ They haven't changed ♪

1724
01:28:36,076 --> 01:28:41,480
♪ I turn around and all I see
are clouds ♪

1725
01:28:41,914 --> 01:28:49,389
♪ But the in-laws tell me how
it's all without you tunneling ♪

1726
01:28:52,059 --> 01:28:55,626
♪ They say settle down
boy, settle down boy ♪

1727
01:28:55,628 --> 01:29:00,164
♪ Settle down boy ♪

1728
01:29:00,166 --> 01:29:03,835
♪ They say lighten up
boy, lighten up boy ♪

1729
01:29:03,837 --> 01:29:06,440
♪ Listen up boy ♪
           
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Below are the step-by-step guide to add subtitles for Honesty Weekend (2020) file on your movie player.
  • Step 1 - After downloading the Honesty Weekend (2020) subtitles file in zip format. Extract the Srt files in it and copy or move it to the exact file/folder location of the movie on your mobile phone or personal computer.
  • Step 2 - After moving the subs  file for Honesty Weekend (2020) to the same movie file location, the movie might play alongside the subtitles without any further settings or configuration.
  • Step 3 - However, If step 1 and 2 above didn’t work out, then after opening your preferred movie player and movie is ready to be played. Select option or tools, then click on subtitles, navigate to the subtitle folder and select the actual subtitle file and the movie will start displaying along with the subtitle right away.
  • Step 4 - Lastly, if you are watching with VLC or MX Player on your Laptop, you can easily drag and drop the SRT file over the playing movie, and it should work correctly.

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